Lines You'll Never Hear

[Tari-nilloke]

Darth Vader - Darn those Tatooine womprats!

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Darth Sidius - I've decided to change my ways... Luke, I'm you father's mother's father's uncle's twice removed cousin-in-law.  

[Darkened Angel]

R2: Beep boo-boop.
C3P0: You aren't talking to Padme anymore? Why is that?
R2: Whir, beep beep boop.
C3P0: She mistook you for a toilet? Well, that explains the smell...  

[Uncle Choco]

Vader: My lord, While you were away, we began a program to clone you.
Emperor: Cool.
Vader: Send in the clone!...He is identical to you in every way, except he is one-eighth your size.
Emporer: I shall call him Mini-Me.  

[Mercury33]

I don't really need this mask, I just like the way it makes my voice sound.
-Darth Vader  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpatine: Fire at will, commander!
Commander: Uh, we can't, sir.
Palpatine: Why not?
Commander: Some bizzare, giant yellow words are currently blocking the way.
Palpatine: But we're in the MIDDLE of the movie, not the start! DAMN YOU LUCAS!
Commander: Uh, sir, we belive someone is hacking the words. They appear to be changing... Yes, they just changed into an image of... Oh my God...
Palpatine: What!?
Commander: It's a picture of you in a bright pink bikini with Chewbacca pulling on the back of the bottom piece with you looking naughtily-innocent.
Palpatine: DAMN YOU VADER! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SHOW THAT!

* elsewhere in the Death Star *

Vader: THAT'LL teach you to steal my bikini! I'm never gonna let that b*****d into my lingerie closet ever again!  

[neoqueenserenity298]

SPOILERS FOR EPI III

Anakin and Obi-Wan dueling on the lava planet both of their light saber have been knocked from their hands. They call them backw ith the force. (This is an outake)

"Hey you got mine" Anakin said as the light saber returned to his hand.

(Here's another)

"Opps. Was it supposed to fly through the window" Obi-Wan.  

[NickCpointless]

Ben:remmember the force will be with you allways
Luke:really
Ben:yes
Luke:even when im in the bathroom
Ben:yes even then
Luke:ewwww gross the force is a pervert
Ben: rolleyes oh boy  

[Kittensaurex]

[ Message temporarily off-line ]  

[Darkened Angel]

* Samus Aran goes to the same cleaners that Vader does, and they mix up the suits *

Samus: Wait, this isn't my Chozo power suit... Who could've gotten it...?

* elsewhere *

Vader: This arm cannon ROCKS! Screw lightsabers! I got me a new toy! * goes around blasting stuff with all the different weapons the suit has * MUAHAHA!  

[Kittensaurex]

Vader: And so, I want to post a bounty on all their-*Gets cut off by a beeping noise*
Boba: Oh! I got to go! My soap opera's on. We'll chat later. *Ends transmission*
Vader:...but my bounty... cry  

[Missing00]

greivous: A jedi? get- koff koff hack koooofff cogh....cogh kaff
clone: are you alright?
greivous: yeah yeah- koff koff- happens all the tim- kaff! *coghs up lung* that cant be good.  

[Jedi-Crazywriter]

Palpatine: All this power is stressful, I tell you! Sometimes I wish I could just be a normal, simple, carefree person for a day!! *sob!*  

[Kittensaurex]

Droid: Here you go.
Grievous: *takes the lightsabers*
Droid: You're welcome.
Grievous: *Glares at the droid and smashes it against the controll pad*
George: Cut! Grievous! I told you to stop doing that! We're running out of droids because of you!
Grievous:...well... why the hell did you make them so annoying?
George: *alarms goes off in the background* Can't chat. Got to go watch my soap opera.*Runs away*
Obi: How rude.  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am your father. Sorry but I'm not here right now, please leave your defying " NOOO! " scream after the Death Star blast sound.

* makes the sound *

Luke: NOOOOOOOO!!! That's impossible! Call me back when you can. I'll be waiting. Just do it before next week, because I'll be on vacation on some random planet on a camping trip.  

[~Dhali.Llama~]

Darth Sidious has just knocked Yoda to the ground with his Force Lightening attack.

Darth Sidious: This is the end, my little green friend.
Yoda: Who, *gets up* calling little, are you?!
*Activates his lightsaber and comes charging at Darth Sidious.*

And so begins Yoda's fall to the Dark Side of the Force.