Funniest attempts at insults

[Jinx Noir]

The one I get most often isn't really an insult, but it is a derogotory comment meant to criticize me but seem well meaning: "It's not illegal to smile!"

It's in the way that it's said. Not what is said.  

[Lucifer of Love]

I rarely wear sunglasses due that I actually use glasses, but at one point...

Some guy at the age 14 or something: "Hey Dracula! Why don't you go and bite a woman?"
Me: (In a fake, russian dialect) "That vould be nize. Should I go vith your mother or your girlfriend? But it doesn't matter, you vill do nicely."

And boy did he get scared. ^^  

[TheWhiteRaven2501]

When I was in highschool,
I was one of three goths there.
I was in the cafeteria and getting some lunch.
When I left the counter to sit down a Jock (John) yelled out

"wheres your owner doggy!?" (I had my colar on)

I looked at him and then at his girlfriend Megan.

Megan yelled at him, "John! Shut up and eat your da** food!"

I walked over to him and said, "I guess we know whos YOUR owner doggy!"

(The rest of the lunchroom said the rest)

Everyone else, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Major PWNAGE blaugh  

[shayde darkmoon]

wht ifind entertaining is when people see me walking down the street in my trench coat and shout hey whats with the coat neo. its so funny its like they think that line gets funnier with use ive only heard it about 50 times but it never gets funny  

[Henneth Annun]

Psychic Szima

I rarely wear sunglasses due that I actually use glasses, but at one point...

Some guy at the age 14 or something: "Hey Dracula! Why don't you go and bite a woman?"
Me: (In a fake, russian dialect)"That vould be nize. Should I go vith your mother or your girlfriend? But it doesn't matter, you vill do nicely."
And boy did he get scared. ^^

Russian dialect????That's one damn unique dialect of Russian. neutral

You mean accent, not dialect, but my biggest problem is.....Dracula is not Russian!!!!

The actor who played Dracula and gave Dracula that accent was Hungarian. The accent of the Dracula your thinking of is Hungarian, not Russian, I should know. (My grandmother and father are both fluent, native speakers of Hungarian.)

How the hell do you confuse that for Russian anyway? confused  

[-Lo Va Tits-]

I #1 comeback when this a** makes fun of my drawing or the way i dress of anything he always says it

him- you did it wrong
Me- Your parents did it wrong  

[azure takai]

i was in school one day reading a book in my spare time some kid comes up to me and calles me a goth son of a b***h i get angry he calls me the demon king im just sitting their thinking what the f**k :l  

[azure takai]

Psychic Szima

I rarely wear sunglasses due that I actually use glasses, but at one point...

Some guy at the age 14 or something: "Hey Dracula! Why don't you go and bite a woman?"
Me: (In a fake, russian dialect) "That vould be nize. Should I go vith your mother or your girlfriend? But it doesn't matter, you vill do nicely."

And boy did he get scared. ^^

no offence dude but im russian so your comment kinda pissed me off stare  

[Henneth Annun]

azure takai

Psychic Szima

I rarely wear sunglasses due that I actually use glasses, but at one point...

Some guy at the age 14 or something: "Hey Dracula! Why don't you go and bite a woman?"
Me: (In a fake, russian dialect) "That vould be nize. Should I go vith your mother or your girlfriend? But it doesn't matter, you vill do nicely."

And boy did he get scared. ^^

no offence dude but im russian so your comment kinda pissed me off stare

Did you read my post? *points to my above post* I was defending our people and correcting him.  

[sushi bomb]

I Have Always Found Some Of The Most Hurtful Of All Insults To Be The Most Simple, For Exp.

I Was In The Mall (Yes I Go To The Mall And Walk Right Past American Eagle Despite How I Dress) And This Girl Was Being Really Rude Just Calling My Friend Ugly And Just Being Really Nasty.

I Turned To Her And Said In A Sad But Stern Voice "You Know What You're Really Being A Jerk Could You Please Just Leave Us ALone."

That Night At The Mall She Had Flaged Me Down And Wanted To Say Sorry, She Actually Started To Get Teary Eyed.

Killing Them With Kindness It Works :]  

[osozaki girl]

So, this one really snotty girl with a horrible fake tan walked up to my friend Michael.
Her: Why are your pants so tight?
Him: Why are you so orange?

it was hilarious. didn't think she was expecting that.  

[JTHMFrAeK-Ghoat]

Ummmm.... funniest insults I've ever recieved were the none- verble kind. For example, I was walking through the mall with my friends, with metallic blue duct tape spiraling up and my legs ( I look like a blue and black candy-cane! Yum!) and mothers pull their kids away from me! XD  

[Henneth Annun]

Black-Shrapnel

Ummmm.... funniest insults I've ever recieved were the none- verble kind. For example, I was walking through the mall with my friends, with metallic blue duct tape spiraling up and my legs ( I look like a blue and black candy-cane! Yum!) and mothers pull their kids away from me! XD

Was the ductape directly on your skin? Just curious....  

[azure takai]

XWraith_LordX

azure takai

Psychic Szima

I rarely wear sunglasses due that I actually use glasses, but at one point...

Some guy at the age 14 or something: "Hey Dracula! Why don't you go and bite a woman?"
Me: (In a fake, russian dialect) "That vould be nize. Should I go vith your mother or your girlfriend? But it doesn't matter, you vill do nicely."

And boy did he get scared. ^^

no offence dude but im russian so your comment kinda pissed me off stare

Did you read my post? *points to my above post* I was defending our people and correcting him.

nyet i hadn't looked at it stare *checks quickly* oooooohhhhhh ok whee  

[Scarlet Monroe]

i have had alot of people accuse me of worshiping satan.