Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Kaiba]

xenofan

"Go! Attack Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, despite the fact my opponent has 5 face-down magic/trap cards!"

"I summon to the field, Kuriboh in attack mode!"

"I use magic jammer to counter your-oh crap I don't have a hand....you didn't see that"

Hey~! Just because I've done the majority of that when we duel doesn't mean you can go posting it on the interweb!

"FEFFIROTH! :B!"  

[Death T-2]

"No, Mokuba, I get Cloud this time!!"  

[Kaiba]

In a KaibaCorp. press release, Seto Kaiba has shocked the world:

" Kaiba Corporation will henceforth be referred to as Shinra Co."

twisted

...or something. neutral  

[Bitchboots]

Where did you get Shinra from? whee

"CHOCOLATE!!!!"  

[Death T-2]

"I shall bribe Lanzer and Vo to become a Gaia NPC, and I shall be in charge of K-Corp, and I shall give them pants!!!"

"Pants, I say!!"  

[Kaiba]

eek *creates new petition for a K-Corp*

"I'll fund a Duelists of the Roses anime series."

stare knew it was coming, ne?  

[Bitchboots]

"K CORP WILL RULE ALL OF THE GAIA UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" *Lanzer's shoe hits his head*

*knew it was coming*  

[Death T-2]

"My word, what have I done... It's PERFECT!!"  

[Bitchboots]

"It's ALIVE!!!!"  

[Racheal Shanks]

"Damn it Mokuba, stop hugging me, Joey's my little brother now, isn't that right Boy?"
Joey:"Woof, Woof"  

[Bitchboots]

"Prideshipping is canon, damn it! Puppyshipping is not! stressed "  

[Kaiba]

"What I'd give for a ******** sandwich!"

You know what I should do? go into RPRooms on AOL, or find fanfictions and find OOC things that have actually been said o_o;

but I'm not that mean.

"C'mon Honda! let's make a sex tape."  

[Bitchboots]

I'd do that. domokun

Not a sex tape! gonk

"Kaiba no Kreme: Bottled fresh daily. Now available at your local adult store." <------ The people on seto-kaiba.com came up with that. Sick, sick, sick. sweatdrop  

[nikomas]

"Mokuba, I asked you to bring me a low-fat, non-caffeinated, frothy cuppucino!"

Could you imagine Seto drinking that instead of coffee? xd  

[Bitchboots]

"I'd make one hot, big busted Takahashi playmate! Along with the ranks of Mai, Isis, Vivian, Anzu, Mana and even *le gasp* Kisara! Because my manga-ka is a pervert! Whee!"