Ermak Lorde Fan Club [ Please Post ]

[Sejanus]

It's their mad Jedi Skills. xD  

[kemenlith]

...Jedi skills? We're talking about Final Fantasy...  

[Ermak Lorde]

So????... .if you listen to Saerenna Sephiroth IS a Jedi!  

[Saerenna]

Yep, yep. If you look at him, it only makes sense. He can float, his 'sword' cauterizes the blood so that Aeris didn't bleed..... xd  

[kemenlith]

Or they couldn't spend enough time to show the blood.... or they had to use the blood for when SEPHIROTH LOST TO CLOUD AND HIS PLANS WERE FOILED! xd  

[Saerenna]

That's right..... Or maybe they just had to keep the 'T' rating. Obviously, Sephy's blood is more important. Though my theory is that it was really just Cloud's kool-aid blood spattered on Sephy's gorgeous body. Sephy's unclothed torso body... heart heart

This of course means that Cloud is not a Jedi. 3nodding  

[kemenlith]

sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop .... darnit...  

[Saerenna]

You can't get rid of fangirlish logic... xd  

[kemenlith]

I can try to beat it though... *sulks in a corner*  

[Saerenna]

And here we have the 'dejection pose', exhibited by those who have been bested by fangirls, but are to stubborn to admit so.

Now, if you will look to your right, you will see....  

[kemenlith]

... YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! You don't have a tour guider's license!  

[Saerenna]

Oh, don't I? Well... at least I have a newscasters liscense. xd

Today we have yet another incident of Fangirls causing dejection and stubbornness to those around them. it is as of yet unknown exactly what these fangirls are, but the police are investigating. All they know so far, is that their leader seems to be named 'Sephiroth', a man whom they worship as some sort of god.  

[kemenlith]

Darnit! You rabid fangirls are ultimate evil! You wanna be the dominant species and you won't care if you destroy us ALL in the process!!!!  

[Saerenna]

Hey! We don't want to destroy EVERYONE but ourselves. SAVE THE BISHIES!!! Then everyone else can die. ^_^  

[kemenlith]

.... Though I bet I already know... what color is the sky in your world Saerenna?