Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Lurichan invented the wheel in 18 dickity two.  

[OverlordMMM]

....claims Lurichan stole her idea...and then stalked her...  

[tablecat]

Overlord secretly hates pikachu, and would leave it in a second for a mudkip.  

[Veruniel]

Rapeseed's been slaughtering Pikachus left and right!  

[Disease of the Flesh]

Venuriel Totally hate's pikachu's and loves to hug her Penguin of death! *Gets hugged to death by Penguin*  

[tablecat]

GweeTree is secretly in love with Mike D of the Beastie Boys.  

[lurichan]

Rapeseed watches nothing but the disney channel 24 hours a day 7 days a week.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan, on the other hand, is addicted to the Fox News Drinking Game. She takes two shots of vodka every time George Bush says something stupid.  

[RevlinHeartsblood]

Veruniel is a liar cause if what she said was true, Lurichan would have died from alchohol poisoning a LONG time ago.  

[OverlordMMM]

^ ......has slapped Rapeseed for saying such bad things about my beloved pikachu.........and has offered to run a pikachu relief farm to console me to protect them from people like Rapeseed......  

[Luna Le Grave]

OverlordMMM has been accused of watching kiddie porn with his parents...and like to touch his dog in the closet.  

[OverlordMMM]

^ is the kiddie I've been watching.....  

[Veruniel]

OverlordMMM's dog secretly took videos and is posting them on the internet!  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Veruniel's dog masturbates to "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder.  

[Veruniel]

EvFaerAshlynn is a dog herself... the only one in the world who ever learnt to type on a computer!