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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:36 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:39 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:57 pm
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(( And this is inspired by EViLgerbilz ))
Vader: That last planet I went to was weird. Palpatine: Oh? Do tell. Vader: Well, there were these HUGE armies battling it out with primative weapons, and the army of one side was made up of bizzare creatures we have never seen before. I believe " orcs " is what they're called. Palpatine: Go on. Vader: Well, they came after our landing crafts, so I went out with several stormtroopers and we decimated them. After that, the other side came at me and yelled " THE KING HAS RETURNED! ALL HAIL THE KING! " So they take me to this thing called a " castle " and sat me on the throne. Palpatine: It must've been very bizzare. Vader: That's not the half of it. Some time later, in come 4 people. 1 guy has these pointy ears and looks like a girl, another looks like he's never heard of shaving, the next was really short and needed shaving even more desperately then the other, and the last one also had the facial hair, but almost looked like he was your parallel universe self. Palpatine: GOOD LORD! What other madness is there? Vader: Well, the " you " guy uses something like the Force we use and tried to attack me, but I just Force Choked him to death. The others attacked me with their weapons, but my lightsaber cut through everything, and I slaughtered them. One of them's dying breath was about some place called " Mordor " so I went there, thinking I could find Dark-Side friendly people. Turns out this HUGE eye kept staring at me, so I slashed it to pieces and then all the people there got uber pissed and chased me back to the landing crafts where we all came back here. Palpatine: Commander, we have a new target. Uh... What's the planet? Vader: I dunno, the only name I heard was " Middle Earth. " Palpatine: Target Middle Earth, and fire at will!
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:05 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:42 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:19 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:49 am
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:22 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:12 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:59 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:19 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:29 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:36 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:45 pm
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