Vending Machine

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a snot coated heart.

*inserts vomit*  

[Dez Nihvet]

-you get pepto bismol-

-inserts Squiddly Spooch(Invader Zim)-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get Naruto's "hunh?" look.

*inserts cell phone*  

[Dez Nihvet]

-you get random numbers-

-inserts 35 pound cat-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a three ton horse.

*inserts llama*  

[Dez Nihvet]

-You get the "Llama Song" stuck in your head forever-


-inserts Coca-Cola-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get the official Shobi Soft Drink.

*inserts my old, really slow, dial up connection*  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a carton of the rancid milk Naruto drank early in the series.

-inserts a serious, nineteen-page essay-  

[Dez Nihvet]

-you get it back,burned up into ashes-


-inserts half-eaten cheese-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a half eaten cheese cake.

Inserts eye pain*  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get Clear-Eye the eye drops


-inserts self-  

[Pekora]

Aruko_Shinobi

you get Clear-Eye the eye drops


-inserts self-

you get a plushie of Aruko_Shinobi

-inserts all the filler episodes-  

[Purple dragon lady]

*suriken fly out of the machene*

*inserts broken wire*  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get a broken GPS


-inserts all the non-filler episodes  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get some happy fans.

*inserts to do list*