Funniest attempts at insults

[Nikki the Juggalette]

Scarlet Monroe

i have had alot of people accuse me of worshiping satan.

That can be funny like one time at my church a younger teen moved behind her friend and said "omg those kids scare me" cause me and my goth crew went to church. Well we all ended up getting kicked out.  

[Henneth Annun]

So, Wraith Lord is eating lunch oneday, and a foolish boy is sitting near her....

Him: Some people say I look like some kind of animal...what do you guys think I look like, 'cuz I don't know.

Friend 1: I don't know...like ah rodent?

Friend 2: Those animal things that live in holes....

Me: You kind of look a little gopherish to me....no offense.

Him: Well who cares 'bout that, you look like ah man.

Me: At least I look like a way sexier man than you do! cool

Friend 1 & 2: Ooooooooh! Sh** dude she's right! She does-

Him: scream Shut up! Screw you guys! *leaves*

Me: *oops*

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Note to self: Do not talk to other people if your opinion wasn't asked.  

[Xx_neoreaper_xX]

one of my step brothers football friends yelled "Goth!" and slapped me in the face.  

[AEtherclaw]

Xx_neoreaper_xX

one of my step brothers football friends yelled "Goth!" and slapped me in the face.

is that assault or flirting  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

AEtherclaw

Xx_neoreaper_xX

one of my step brothers football friends yelled "Goth!" and slapped me in the face.

is that assault or flirting

It could be both.  

[trampyre]

Crazy Old Man near my local nut house: "Damn Vampires!"

*political correctness note: I use the term "nut house" affectionately. I'm a nut myself.  

[Veruniel]

Someone said I looked like a walking corpse the other day.

I gave the only possible response: "Thank you!"  

[AdrianaKitten]

trampyre

Crazy Old Man near my local nut house: "Damn Vampires!"

xd
@ Veruniel - You.Go.Girl.  

[los1 soul]

i dont realy get insults becasue one day a guy said some thing i dont know what tho and he ran up to me and tryed to beet me up yeah i broke both his arms and legs and shaterd his eye socet



i think hes afraid of me twisted  

[Ara Llynn]

Most of my insults revolve around my name.

For example...

Kid: So is your father's name Homer?

Me: So it was you who failed elementary school! I thought that was a myth!


I hate immature jerks. Not only do some comment on how I dress, they like to pick on my name too. Doesn't help I'm blond. >.<  

[Paidkiller]

I think the worst insult I got while in school was someone from my crazy overly fundie school coming up to me reading bible passages and sprinkling me with holy water >_<.  

[DreamerSpirit]

Now that I'm out of high school (thank Goddess) I don't get any immature comments. I go to an art college now, so dressing abnormally IS the norm here. Now I just get compliments, and a few non-insulting comments every now and then.

However, I do get yelled at a lot because I'm a biker. I don't have a motorcycle or anything- I have a bicycle! Since I live in Boston, it's really the most efficient way to get around during the non-winter months. I'm always getting yelled at by people in cars. They tell me to "get a car!" or "get off the road!"
The "get off the road!" part would make sense if I were living in suburbia, but in Boston it's illegal to bike on the sidewalks, so I have to use the road.

Stupid car people... >_>  

[Shifty lil Pixie]

My friend and I walked into a sub shop a few years back and the Gap ad-looking girl behind the counter completely ignored us and started talking to the guy waiting in line behind us.

Her: "I like PINK. Don't you think pink is THE BEST color?"

The guy "It's OK."

Her: "I think they should paint the walls in here PINK, because it's such a great color"

The guy: "I don't know about that..."

Her: "But Pink is so CHEERY."

The guy: "I don't really like it that much..."

Me: "I LOVE pink, it's my favorite color after BLACK."

Her: *Blank Stare*


Muahahahaha!!!!  

[doom1000]

some months ago, i was walking around in our local mall and some guy who passed me said something with "theese people from jagtvej 69" and i know that it was about me because of the way i dress.

now, for those who dont know what jagtvej 69 is, its a building in copenhagen wich have ben the location for many punk concerts, and the building itself has become a symbol of dansih underground punk culture ans has ben since the 80's.  

[Bloody Loon]

DreamerSpirit

Now that I'm out of high school (thank Goddess) I don't get any immature comments. I go to an art college now, so dressing abnormally IS the norm here. Now I just get compliments, and a few non-insulting comments every now and then.

However, I do get yelled at a lot because I'm a biker. I don't have a motorcycle or anything- I have a bicycle! Since I live in Boston, it's really the most efficient way to get around during the non-winter months. I'm always getting yelled at by people in cars. They tell me to "get a car!" or "get off the road!"
The "get off the road!" part would make sense if I were living in suburbia, but in Boston it's illegal to bike on the sidewalks, so I have to use the road.

Stupid car people... >_>

Wow... Exactly the same in my postition. Art school is extremely fun, and, well, people dress as tampons in my school. Let me repeat that for emphasis. People dress as TAMPONS in my school. I think I'm fairly normal here. It's fun, and I wouldn't give it up for the world... Unfortunately I'll have to.