You Killed the AAY- How'd you do it? And WHY?

[Benedict Awesome]

My moustache came back as a zombie and it ate his brains like a tapeworm...

Y'know, one of those tapeworms that eats brains?
Man, I'm reeeeally reaching here.  

[Alice and the Pirates]

His moustache strangled him.  

[moonlitsilver21]

I thought she was like the pirates in the blackpearl existing between the living and dead so I used her hook to stab her and see what will happen. Who was I to know she really would die? It was all an accident! neutral promise!  

[MollyFu]

I used an icepick because she didn't put enough ice in my drink...  

[Ethozz]

She never gave me a drink, so i poked her to death with the icepick.  

[moonlitsilver21]

He kept posting after me on the Guys vs Girls game so I took the icepick and killed him with it whee !  

[Imortal_Gymnist]

She killed me but my ghost killed her mrgreen  

[Ethozz]

I poured holy water all over her ghost. Ghosts needed to be put to rest. So she is double-dead XD  

[moonlitsilver21]

He was rejoicing at the fact that some one was double dead so I decided to let him know how it felt to be killed.  

[Ethozz]

Since i feel hyper today, i killed her to let her know that i'm hyper.  

[Silver Puppeteer]

I tightly wrapped his scarf around his neck because he was hyper then stripped him and left him on the side of the road

what? his clothes were cool....  

[OkashiHime]

I was getting pissed because bugs were attacking me all day.
So I took out my bug zapper thingy. But unfortunately she was part insect and was attracted to it......  

[OkashiHime]

I felt like committing suicide cause I posted twice..... sweatdrop  

[Ethozz]

I helped her with her suicide by giving her tips on how to make a perfect suicide.  

[moonlitsilver21]

I had nothing to do with it, it was the chickens...yep sweatdrop !