Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To trick DA into playing Strip Poker and beating her, then forcing her to wear Leia's metal bikini, only to have Leia come by and start yelling " What? I'm not good enough anymore? " and then decide to screw the whole idea and just go out for pizza.  

[Nelowulf]

To one day, actually read the guide to being an Evil Overlord, and not ******** up so badly like they did the last time.  

[Sol Walker]

To pull a bugs bunny on Nelo's two minions.  

[Nelowulf]

to watch as Neb's two minions not have a bugs bunny pulled on them and just walk away, too drunk to really give a damn, much like Nelo's opinion on him giving blood.  

[Sol Walker]

spoilsport. so just insult me and leave eh?  

[Nelowulf]

To wonder why cale did not post a lesser known goal of the empire in his last post.  

[Sol Walker]

To Hire Tagon's Toughs, one of the most daring and ruthless mercenary bands in existance.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to get Navia Jal'all, Palpatine's scantily-clad Drow ranger, to level 200!  

[Missing00]

to play DOA 4 and drool over the girls environments  

[Nelowulf]

To loose to Nelowulf at Battlefront II, even with 34 other stormies playing alongiside, hoping to worsen the odds to 35 versus 1.  

[Missing00]

Nelowulf

To loose to Nelowulf at Battlefront II, even with 34 other stormies playing alongiside, hoping to worsen the odds to 35 versus 1.

To question Nelo's credibility to that statement.  

[Zeke Ren]

To develop stormtroopers that dont die from getting so much as a paper cut.  

[Sol Walker]

to one day leave Raxus Prime.  

[Eurus_Dri]

To develop a new super-alloy for stormtrooper armour which would allow them to resist multiple wooden sticks or rocks thrown by Ewoks  

[Nelowulf]

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Nelowulf

To loose to Nelowulf at Battlefront II, even with 34 other stormies playing alongiside, hoping to worsen the odds to 35 versus 1.

To question Nelo's credibility to that statement.

To watch MNI's face when he discovers that Nelo actually does pull stunts like that off. All the time.

And then to then point MNI at the record that Nelo holds.