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 Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:44 pm
Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun The Alliance does suck. And I have my own Horde for dealing with your Dread Army John boy. The Hordes of Yangis Tirr. I win. Yangis Tirr will fall before my forces . His nomads will be crushed by my better armed and more organized force. Pray that my Army never enters your campaign world friend for it shall be turned to ash. The ocean's will boil, the mountains crumble, and all that you have worked so hard to create will burn under the fires of my Army! Des:I ask only that you serve me faithfully. I reward those who would bow willingly before my dread might. better organized? Dont make me laugh. You've no match for the Tactical and organizational Mastermind that is Yangis Tirr. And if those 1980's Orcs are all you've got, you're ******** from the get go. That is just an example of the musical stylings of my army. I have Orcs, Goblins, Uruk-Hai, Olog-hai, Balrogs, Dragons, more Dragons (worth repeating), Vikings, and the Dark Elves (Warhammer style not DnD.) I will see that half-wit barbarian begging for mercy before the end.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:48 pm
Johnny Malone Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun The Alliance does suck. And I have my own Horde for dealing with your Dread Army John boy. The Hordes of Yangis Tirr. I win. Yangis Tirr will fall before my forces . His nomads will be crushed by my better armed and more organized force. Pray that my Army never enters your campaign world friend for it shall be turned to ash. The ocean's will boil, the mountains crumble, and all that you have worked so hard to create will burn under the fires of my Army! Des:I ask only that you serve me faithfully. I reward those who would bow willingly before my dread might. better organized? Dont make me laugh. You've no match for the Tactical and organizational Mastermind that is Yangis Tirr. And if those 1980's Orcs are all you've got, you're ******** from the get go. That is just an example of the musical stylings of my army. I have Orcs, Goblins, Uruk-Hai, Olog-hai, Balrogs, Dragons, more Dragons (worth repeating), Vikings, and the Dark Elves (Warhammer style not DnD.) I will see that half-wit barbarian begging for mercy before the end. Is that before or after a Tirran Orc arrow snuffs your candle? Besides, we have weapons and monsters you've never seen before, in addition to the Mongol-esque Orcs that compose my rank and file.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:50 pm
What part of "Morgoth is my b***h." don't you understand? I make him look like Sauron. Your Mongolian orcs do not scare me. But all of this is pointless, I am willing to spare your world because of our long friendship.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:56 pm
Johnny Malone What part of "Morgoth is my b***h." don't you understand? I make him look like Sauron. Your Mongolian orcs do not scare me. But all of this is pointless, I am willing to spare your world because of our long friendship. You're only sparing it because all your characters are there. And you're still affraid of the true might at my disposal.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:02 pm
Cale Darksun Johnny Malone What part of "Morgoth is my b***h." don't you understand? I make him look like Sauron. Your Mongolian orcs do not scare me. But all of this is pointless, I am willing to spare your world because of our long friendship. You're only sparing it because all your characters are there. And you're still affraid of the true might at my disposal. In truth I would not destroy my creations. But I do not fear your might my friend For my armies are not bound by the mechanics of a game but are powered by the full might of my imagination (with much of it being influenced and sometimes outright stolen from Tolkien.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:05 pm
Nelowulf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVwYKtgFYCc&mode=related&search= I feel that this is appropriate for the discussion. Amazing
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:06 pm
stare
Are you suggesting I'm unimaginative, you spud ******** pansy?
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:08 pm
How dare you call Cale unimaginative.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:08 pm
Cale, how does spud fit into that insult?
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:08 pm
Cale Darksun stare Are you suggesting I'm unimaginative, you spud ******** pansy? No, you are one of the most imaginitive people I know. (Who else would come up with Mongolian orcs) I am merely stating that your world (so far) is bound by the mechanics of the DnD 3.5 system. My army is not (at least until I get bored one day and try to stat them out.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:10 pm
Jaden_Ordo Cale, how does spud fit into that insult? Johnny is Irish.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:11 pm
Johnny Malone Cale Darksun stare Are you suggesting I'm unimaginative, you spud ******** pansy? No, you are one of the most imaginitive people I know. (Who else would come up with Mongolian orcs) I am merely stating that your world (so far) is bound by the mechanics of the DnD 3.5 system. My army is not (at least until I get bored one day and try to stat them out.) Oh. My bad. sweatdrop terribly sorry. But I do get terribly offended when my own players seem to think I'm not that creative after the effort I go into world crafting.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:14 pm
Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun stare Are you suggesting I'm unimaginative, you spud ******** pansy? No, you are one of the most imaginitive people I know. (Who else would come up with Mongolian orcs) I am merely stating that your world (so far) is bound by the mechanics of the DnD 3.5 system. My army is not (at least until I get bored one day and try to stat them out.) Oh. My bad. sweatdrop terribly sorry. But I do get terribly offended when my own players seem to think I'm not that creative after the effort I go into world crafting. It's cool. I would get offended if someone insulted my creativity as well. I have told you many times that I think you have some of the most creative ideas. Your world is well fleshed out we still talk about the campaign in Ulster. (Probably one of you most creative moments in DnD, that is until this recent campaign.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:24 pm
Yeesh.
Its always my war oriented Campaigns that you guys like.
Speaking of which, I need to find a way of controling Dover's power.
I let the b*****d run loose and he kills over 700 people in a nine hour battle.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:30 pm
Cale Darksun Yeesh. Its always my war oriented Campaigns that you guys like. Speaking of which, I need to find a way of controling Dover's power. I let the b*****d run loose and he kills over 700 people in a nine hour battle. I have nothing for you. He bitches if we do point buy and demands to roll only three dice. ( I think you should just say no to this.) Also maybe we should ditch gestalt. It was fun for awhile but it definatly ups the power level on all characters. I like the war campaigns because that is the kind of fantasy I am used to. The Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, and other fantasy where war is a major factor. Also I like the political intrigue that comes with the war not just the battles themselves.
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