Thing you would never hear them say...(.Hack word game.)

[BreathLessX]

Atoli: Sayyyyy, what happens if you give a man too much Viagra?
Ovan: Why, that's simple Atoli they will continuly have major e---
Shino: OVAN! STOP TELLING HER LIES!

Funny story if you resd between the lines...of pervertness.  

[Kyle Hyde]

Blue_Innis

this is madness @_@

Madness?
...
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
D:<  

[haseo9]

Atoli:Hey haseo does your a** still hurt from what happened last night.

Haseo: Go ******** yourself.
Atoli:Aw Come on.
Haseo:YOu just wait till tonight. You will be in my place X10.
Haseo: I may even get ovan and Azure kite too.

Atoli: eek crying But that will break me.

Haseo:Exactly

Atoli:NOOOOo *runs ot of house.  

[EM0 Shino]

Silabus: Fear my magical pencil!

 

[BreathLessX]

Haseo: GO ATOLI! USE THE UMBERALLA ATTACK!
Atoli: Right!
-bashes Ovan right in the head, making him get a bloodly nose + a gaizer of blood from the head-
KO!

____

Silabus: Hey, I bet I can make Atoli mad at Haseo in under a minute.
Gaspard: Oh, it's on!
Haseo: Uh...Hey!
-Atoli enters-
Silabus: Hey, Atoli! Haseo said he had fun with Shino last night!
-attacks with Umberalla Stab-
KO!

I like KO and Umberallas  

[haseo9]

Ovan:Ok I've given up Raping for good now

Haseo: Thank god*though I have started to get use to it*
Atoli:yay no more a** pain

Ovan:Instead Zelkova will rape you all while in my place.
And yes he can break you alll*including yata*

Zelkova:I'll be happy to rape you all*especially Haseo :3*
Haseo&Atoli:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yata:Holy s**t*hides in netslum*  

[haseo9]

Atoli:hey haseo wanna go to an area.
Haseo:b***h please.  

[Balmung of the Sky]

Kite and Balmung in the Field
Kite: Orvak Rom!
[the enemy dies]
Balmung: ...You know what rhymes with Orvak Rom?
Kite: Umm...no. What?
Balung: Bend over. twisted
Kite: Wha- AGGGHHH!!!! PUT YOUR SWORD AWAY!!!
twisted twisted twisted  

[Kyle Hyde]

haseo9

Atoli:Hey haseo does your a** still hurt from what happened last night.

Haseo: Go ******** yourself.
Atoli:Aw Come on.
Haseo:YOu just wait till tonight. You will be in my place X10.
Haseo: I may even get ovan and Azure kite too.

Atoli: eek crying But that will break me.

Haseo:Exactly

Atoli:NOOOOo *runs ot of house.

Lol,
YuGiOh Abridged Movie.
xD  

[BreathLessX]

Ovan: -pat Haseo's a**-
Haseo: Kindly remove that hand or I'll get rid of your only good =arm.
ovan: Come on haseo, you know Skieth liked it. -pouty face-
Haseo: gonk  

[Shino Beats Up Ovan]

Shino: I hate Ovan.  

[EM0 Shino]

Ovan: Fear my magical raping arm!

 

[Shino Beats Up Ovan]

Haseo: b***h I'm your seme.
Ovan: D:

[[BREAKING FANON LOGIC SINCE FOREVER.]]  

[EM0 Shino]

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Shino: -cries-
Haseo: Ovan! You made her cry!
Ovan: -looking helplessly- Uhh... uhhh... -looking around trying to find something-
Silabus: Hurry up, Ovan!
Pi: It's your fault to make her cry.
Kuhn: Oooof.... Bad move.
Ovan: ....
Skieth: You're bad with ladies except for your sister, eh?
Ina: Cheer her up, big brother.
Gaspard: Hurry!
Yata: I can't believe that I even talked to you.
Sakaki: ... Nice.
Ovan: Everyone... shut it before I PK all of you!
Shino: -punches and kicks Ovan- You jerk!
Everyone: Oo"
-----

Bad joke isn't it?

-----
Haseo: The ANTI-***** RAPE SECRET WEAPON!
Ovan: Uhhh.... LOL... whut?
-----

 

[BreathLessX]

Haseo: So...
Skeith: ?
Haseo: Wanna do it?