Corrupt A Wish

[worm squirm]

granted.
it gets straw-dry and falls out.

i wish i could tell if she liked me.  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, she doesnt.


I wish I wouldnt have met her.  

[worm squirm]

(atleast i'd know.)

GRANTED! you met someone exactly like her in every single way except who had the clap. and slept with you.


i wish i has more pretty smelling perfume s**t 'coz i just ran out .  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but you spill it before you can use it.

I wish I had more lotion.

 

[worm squirm]

granted. but it makes you break out into zits and hives.

i wish this wasn't so confusing.  

[Jennifer-Emily]

Granted!
But you grew a 3rd ear O_o

I wish I wasn't a guy confused  

[worm squirm]

granted.
but you're not a lady, either.

i wish i had more rings.  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you had your fingers chopped off by a mysterious, familiar, bear-shaped silhouette when you took a bath at midnight.

I wish my damn backspace worked on my keyboard.

 

[worm squirm]

that would
really
really
really
really
really
suck
for some rather inappropriate reasons.

granted, but you backpace things that you wish you could tell people, and later regret it.


i wish my room cleaned itself.  

[patienceyeah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your wish is my command; however, your room also messes itself. And they don't make Depends big enough for your room.

I wish people would just say things instead of making me think certain things.
[[Honestly not referring to anyone]]

 

[worm squirm]

IT WOULD.

granted, but these things happen to be lies.


i wish people would be straight out and honest.  

[patienceyeah]

Straight out and honest, eh?

Your wish is my command; however, all these people ever do is want to get in your pants.

I wish I hadn't left my cell phone in Las Vegas!

 

[worm squirm]

i wouldn't mind.
better then being led on.

GRANTED, but you still ignore my text.

i wish my food was ready.  

[patienceyeah]

Your wish is my command; however, your food sucks && just so happens to be poisoned. Hence, you die.

I wish I could climb teh tree in my front yard.

 

[Aint No Elvis]

I'm still frustrated from last night

I search the whole damn apartment

(I thought...

Granted. Ooopse, you fell out.

I wish I had a heart... emo


rofl

...it was nonstop)

From Ceiling to carpet

Things happened at half-time...