The person above me

[Pure 3picness]

Watches the Men Who Stare At Goats  

[Chaton Atomique]

^ Has a hidden stash of marshmallow peeps somewhere.  

[JTN]

^ took all of my pink peeps/bunnies, leaving me with only blue and yellow ones. crying  

[Pure 3picness]

Is trained in the ways of the force ninja  

[Chaton Atomique]

^ Served red wine with fish! *le gasp!*  

[Pure 3picness]

thinks having big breasts means your in command neutral  

[JTN]

^ once received an insincere greeting from a Walmart greeter and instantly felt as if he died a little inside.  

[HazyKoala]

Occasionally cuts himself.  

[JTN]

^ goes "SHMORP!" in her sleep.  

[Avocado Avenger12]

his doctor needles carry AIDS  

[JTN]

^ likes to yell "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!" in crowded elevators.  

[Avocado Avenger12]

Pimps weird girls  

[HazyKoala]

Owns a strange reptilian pet.  

[Chaton Atomique]

^ Likes to fill every single square in her waffles with syrup before eating.  

[HazyKoala]

Still has a secret obsession with pokemon.