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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:33 pm
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* Emperor targets the Earth in the realm of Dragon Ball Z, and Goku comes to the Death Star to fight with Vader *
Goku: Your boss destroyed my planet! I must defeat him in an insanely long battle which takes over 30 episodes, then wish my planet back to life with the dragon balls I'll find easily after 20 more episodes of searching.
Vader: No. Your " quest " ends here. * draws lightsaber *
Goku: So be it! Ka...
Vader: ...
Goku: Meh...
Vader: ... ?
Goku: Ha...
Vader: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT ALREADY!? scream
Goku: Oh gee, thanks a lot for interrupting me. Now I got to start over. Ka...
Vader: You there, stormtrooper!
Goku: Meh...
Stormie: Yes, Lord Vader?
Goku: Ha...
Vader: Kill him.
Goku: Meh...
Stormie: Yes, Lord Vader.
Goku: HA-* blaster shot to the back of the head * - UGH! * dies *
( some time later, Gohan busts in )
Gohan: You killed my dad! You will pay! Ka...
Vader: Not again. gonk
Gohan: Meh...
Stormie: I got it, Lord Vader.
Gohan: Ha- * blaster shot to the back of the head * - UGH! * dies *
( some time later, Goten shows up )
Goten: You killed my older brother! You will pay! Ka...
Vader; Oh for the love of God! * Force chokes Goten to death *
( and again, some time later... )
Trunks: You killed my buddies! You will pay! Ka...
Vader: * snaps, going insane * AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:42 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:47 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:52 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:00 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:03 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:06 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:13 pm
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:16 pm
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 4:13 pm
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:56 pm
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:13 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:29 pm
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Cale Darksun Emperor: Where is the Fleet from Snowcone? Random Flunky:we sent them away, there were too many. Emperor:6000 ships...less than half of what I expected. Vader: 6000 ships will not be enough. Emperor:More will come...After they have seen the new Playboy featuring Darkened Angel! Imperial Strip-trooper! blaugh
* sues Cale for slander *
( Some time later )
Vader: And now for tonight's show, our very own Darkened Angel!
DA: * comes on stage * Hey there, boys! Is it just me, or are these suits just too hot? * takes off Stormie suit, revealing a very skimpy bikini-ish version made out of the same material *
Stormies: * cheering sounds *
Random Stormie: Take it all off, baby!
Palpatine: THIS is why I like being emperor.
Vader: * breathing sounds *
Palpatine: Dammit, Vader! Everything turns you on, sheesh!
* stormies rush the stage and a fight breaks out over DA *
Vader: Alright, break it up! You guys, go to dentention block 3. DA, you go to the solitary detention cell behind the bridge.
DA: That's not a detention cell... That's your bedroom...
Vader: I know. Now go there now. That's an order!
DA: ... eek |
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:39 pm
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 8:13 pm
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