Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Kaiba]

"Kaibacorp now manufactures Light Cycles."

...oh how I wish it were true...  

[Bitchboots]

"I wanna ride the Trike!"  

[Kaiba]

"Hey Mokuba, I'm re-opening Death-T. Wanna try it out for me? 0=D "  

[KSGKaibaMokuba]

0.0..uh..no..*shakes head slightly scared*  

[Bitchboots]

"No! My evil genius master plan that surpasses all others and shows that I have great fashion sense has failed because someone was able to use the air vents to navigate through my super secret base that isn't so secret any more but is still super! Why?!"  

[Kaiba]

" I'm not a geek, I'm a level 84 Paladin!"  

[Doma Yuset]

Seto: "Yugi! Wacth me do the bunbun dance!" (Starts hopping like a bunny) 4laugh
Yugi: eek

Seto: "Bah, Im so tired of trench coats...I should wear a dress today!"

Seto: "I wonder what Ill look like if I ever shaved my head..."

Seto: "Papa can you hear meeee?"

Seto: "Whoa..! Dude, my suitcase is like, silver!"

Seto: "Maybe I should die my hair green again..." (Lord forbid!) mrgreen

Ok, thats all for me. But help but wonder what will happen if Seto ever finds this guild...? ninja  

[Bitchboots]

"Pr0n!"  

[Kaiba]

"You want fries with that?"  

[Bitchboots]

"Oooh baby! You know you want me! You can get this lapdance for free."  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: *finding the guild* Wow... they spent all that Gaia gold on me? *sniffles* I'm so happy... And I am a level 84 Paladin, how'd they know?

"Hang on, I need to get my smiting boots *pulls on ballet slippers*"

"Take me out to the ball game..." (You know the rest. Actually, considering baseball is Japan's adopted national sport... Nah, he still wouldn't sing it...)

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

"I hope our romance turns out just like Romeo and Juliet."

"Gulliver was the smartest guy ever." (Gulliver's Travels thing.)

"I want to go to Brobdingnag!" (Land of the giants. Everything is 12 times bigger than here. Also a Gulliver's Travels thing.)

I 5h411 //4|<3 1337 7h3 //3// //0r1d 14//gu4g3. (Okay, in English that reads "I shall make 1337 the new world language.")

"Dudes! I so totally rock!"

"Awesomely total!" (Old Archie animated show.)  

[Arashi Cloud]

Seto: I don't wanna run the world's best company anymore! And you can't make me! (Throws random objects at secretary's head and pouts.)  

[Bitchboots]

"KaibaCorp: Now With 10 Times The Manwhore!"  

[Kaiba]

(OH MY GOD. MANWHORE. mmm... Christii.)

"Yuugi, you know that our love child would be the Drama King of Games."  

[Fyerluna]

"EEEEEEE! Claire's just got a new shipment of Hello Kitty!"

With Seto's deep voice, do you think he could squeal like a little girl?