Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

They are two different countries.

What is a country?  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

The US, Sweden, and Australia.

Why does an n look like an upside-down flipped u?  

[Different...Very.]

UR DOIN' IT RONG!

What is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich made of?

 

[Sincerely Ophelia]

mashed baby food and bread

Why can't I see my reflection in the window?  

[Aurora Sing]

cause you need to open your eyes.


Why is it so cold in the winter?  

[I Am singer776]

because your in alaska on vacation

why is life not fair?  

[Momma_2_Jo]

Because you are poor!!

Why does college take so long to finish?

 

[Different...Very.]

Because it's seven whole letters long.

What's the difference between "college" and "collage"?

 

[Momma_2_Jo]

The "A"

Why does Christmas have to cost so much?

 

[Aurora Sing]

because it somehow became extremely commercialized...


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?  

[duckix3]

It depends on how much wood a woodchuck wants to chuck.

Why do birds fly ?  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

cuz their wings were useless

what is a book?  

[Momma_2_Jo]

a collection of words

why do teachers have to be so vague?

 

[Different...Very.]

Because the models stole being so vogue.


Why do people pick boogers?  

[Mortal Anonymous]

Because if we had needle up our noses instead of boogers, it wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why the heck do we keep Daylight Savings Time if we don't need it anymore, but we moved it to a different time?