Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To point at MNI for getting PWND by Nelo.  

[Nelowulf]

Deep_insanity

To point at MNI for getting PWND by Nelo.

to remind DI to laugh while pointing at someone pwnd by nelo.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To make DI say, " Oh, right."  

[Zeke Ren]

To buy TIE fighters that can withstand the battery of an X-wing's blasters.  

[Sol Walker]

to blow the s**t out of something....no, wait, thats one of their more well known goals...uh, never mind.  

[Durza the Shade]

To annoy the hell out of everyone by having caroling stormtroopers on every corner, singing "We Wish You a Merry Sith-mas"  

[Nelowulf]

To make sure that every jedi had a lisp.  

[Sol Walker]

to shoot down any suspicious looking old men operating primitive looking racing pods pulled by arctic dwelling quadupedal herd beasts.  

[HereticX]

To ensure a supply of Tibana gas.
To quote Palpatine: "The gas...must flow."  

[Sol Walker]

To make the stormtroopers watch old episodes of startrek so they know whats to be expected of cannon fodder.  

[HereticX]

To end this rebellion with honor and get us out of the war by the end of the decade.  

[Sol Walker]

to devise overlycomplicated plans to defeat those accursed rebels.  

[Missing00]

To have stormtroopers make toys and then deliver them to all the good little girls and boys.

"Now on DA-37, DA-57, PR-437 and VI-34, CO-17, CU-913, DO-37, and BL-1739."  

[Durza the Shade]

You forgot RU-1138.

To not forget RU-1138.  

[Missing00]

Screw RU-1138

To have RU-1138 on the front lines so he canbe grade-A cannon fodder.