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[Millenium Joker]

YAY BEING ******** I need to get a damned job!

I CAN'T MEET PEOPLE AT HOME! ******** THAT LOSER s**t!  

[Kitten254]

....gooood point....

GO TO DA MALL!!!!!!!!
lol...  

[Millenium Joker]

Nah. No car. crying  

[Kitten254]

oh  

[Millenium Joker]

Not yet at least. I found a nice Saturn for $500 and a 1997 Pontiac Firebird for $1200 though.  

[Kitten254]

oooooo sounds cool  

[Millenium Joker]

Yeah. Only problem is, it'll cost $800 to buy a new garage door- ours broke on Thanksgiving day.

That's why I hate the holidays. Because everything goes to s**t for me from Thanksgiving until New Years.  

[Kitten254]

at least it was the comp  

[Millenium Joker]

True.
If I didn't have internet or my music, I'd probably have killed someone by now.  

[Kitten254]

dito.....  

[Millenium Joker]

Well, you're harmless, small, and petite. I'm.....

let's just say the cops would enact a "Shoot on sight" policy.  

[Kitten254]

.....joker....thats what i want everyone to think *insane smile* no....  

[Millenium Joker]

I could take you no problem.

But You'd probably kick me in the crotch, and I can't afford to be wasteful with my baby batter. 3nodding  

[Kitten254]

....ya probably...i mean me against you, chances you would pin me after being kicked in the crouch...i would probably not kick you very hard cuz ur a buddy, not to mention a flirting toy, and i wouldnt wanna hurt you, but even my light kicks are hard as hell....

this dude was trying to kick the door wedge in in my 7th period class and he was epicly failing so i walked over (all of the class is staring) and i kick it (for me) lightly and i chip off a full inch of it. Not to mention a line through the middle! It was hilarious, the teacher freaked....  

[Millenium Joker]

Guy sounds like a wimp! Nice!

And if I get hit in the d**k, I'm just gonna collapse in pain- no pinning, no fighting back. Just unbelievably unbearable pain.