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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:08 am
pagalingan ng 3 lola.

lola1: aray sakit ng ulo ko!!!! dahil kakalaro ng DOTA.

lola2: aray!!! sakit ng katawan ko. nagpractice kasi kami ng breakdance/

lola3: aray!!! sakit ng binti ko.

lola1 at lola2: bakit?

lola3: nagsali kasi ako sa frat naghazing kami.

rofl rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:55 pm
Nakakaaliw naman tong thread na to, first page pa lang tuwa na ko kaso andaming pages and i'm the the 'reader type' hahaha. Anyway here's one:

Boy: Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ite
Girl: ok anu ba sasabihin mo?
Boy: uhm, mahal na mahal kita lagi mong tandaan na andito lang ako, lagi sa tabi mo!
Boy: ano natandaan mo ba? Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mo, thanks!  

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:42 am
Diwata: Anong kahilingan mo?
Pangit: Nakikita mo ba tong mapang to?.. dalhin mo ko sa bansang ito (London)
Diwata: Sorry hanggang dito lang sa Pilipinas ang kaya ng powers ko.. mag-isip ka na lang ng iba...

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Pangit:
Oh sige maging normal na tao ka at pakasalan mo ko..
Diwata: Patingtin nga ng p****g inang mapang yan at baka magawan natin ng paraan.!! haha

natawa aqu dito mga sampu
rofl rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:19 am
sayang woh may ganito pala  

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:21 pm
GF: May bagong unlimited na!
BF: Oh? Ano namang unli yun?
GF: Ikaw! Unlimited ka sa psuo ko!
BF: Wow! Sweet mo talaga!

GF: Oo naman! Bukas expired ka na!
BF: emotion_0A0



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:12 am
ito malupet. xD


MUKHA KO biggrin  

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:46 am
Girl: gusto mo ba ako?
Boy: hindi.

Umiyak si girl at niyakap siya ni boy

Boy: hindi mo pa naman aqu tinatanong kung mahal kita eh.

ngumiti si girl.

Girl: mahal mo ba akoh?
Boy: Hindi rin, sige iyak ka na uli..

rofl rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:27 pm
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Girl: gusto mo ba ako?
Boy: hindi.

Umiyak si girl at niyakap siya ni boy

Boy: hindi mo pa naman aqu tinatanong kung mahal kita eh.

ngumiti si girl.

Girl: mahal mo ba akoh?
Boy: Hindi rin, sige iyak ka na uli..

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Haha, loko to ah.

Anyway, here's one:

Sakit ng ulo?

May gamot na dyan!

TUGMORON 500

Iuntog mo dun sa pader 500x

Masakit parin?

TUGMOPA 1000

...

Ano? Okey ka na?  

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:00 pm
One day... Baby James was talking to his nanny:

Baby James: Yaya, am I normal?
Nanny: Of course you are!
Baby James: I'm confused...
My lolo is Ninoy...
My tito is Noynoy...
My mommy is iba iba ang boy...
My daddy is chickboy....
My kuya is abnoy....
Could it be that....
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Ako BUDOY?
WALEY  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:13 am
Binata: Ale, me load kayu?
Tindera: uu bakit?
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Binata: pa text ngaaa... stressed  

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:54 pm
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Questions without answers

What did the bench mark?
Why is the stop light?
Where did Rizal Park?
Where did the Teachers Camp?
Where did Rachelle Anne Go?
Why is Lucio Tan?
What did Henry Sy?
Why is Ben Gay?
Why is Alma Moreno?
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Why is Norman Black & Redford White? Well then,is Chris Brown?
Where did Sandara Park?
Is Chow Yun Fat?
What did Henry Sy?
Did Jordin Sparks?
When will Orlando Bloom?
What does David Cook?
What is Victorias Secret?

Do you know the answers? Because Wilma doesn't rofl rofl rofl

Hahaha! I love these things.
But, you put "What did Henry Sy?" twice. >w<
 
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:45 pm
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Girl: gusto mo ba ako?
Boy: hindi.

Umiyak si girl at niyakap siya ni boy

Boy: hindi mo pa naman aqu tinatanong kung mahal kita eh.

ngumiti si girl.

Girl: mahal mo ba akoh?
Boy: Hindi rin, sige iyak ka na uli..

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Haha, loko to ah.

Anyway, here's one:

Sakit ng ulo?

May gamot na dyan!

TUGMORON 500

Iuntog mo dun sa pader 500x

Masakit parin?

TUGMOPA 1000

...

Ano? Okey ka na?


ganun talga.. wink 3nodding rofl  

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:00 pm
BOY: ALAM PRAH KANG ISANG BOARDING HOUSE
GIRL: BK8 NMAN
BOY: ANG SRAP MONG UPAHAN  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:37 pm
FOREVERRR
ito malupet. xD


MUKHA KO biggrin


Haha! Nakakatawa nga. xd  

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:35 am
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Parang di naman po =))  
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