Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Veruniel had twenty nipples.  

[lurichan]

Spooky sez has no nipples, and thus has n****e envy, and a secret plan to steal two of veruniel's nipples and have them grafted onto her own body.  

[Disease of the Flesh]

Lurichan is secretly a male and has already stolen 2 of vernuriel's nippels to put on top of her breast implants so it looks more female  

[Veruniel]

GweeTree is building a model of the Kremlin... out of pickles!  

[lurichan]

Veruniel is really Micheal Jackson's sock puppet that is used to get closer to young boys.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Lurichan won a contest for who can eat the most sloppy joes in a hour.  

[Veruniel]

Spooky_sez won a pie-eating competition... but only because she was slipping half the food to a dog under the table.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Veruniel likes to do double-dutch.... but only at the full moon and on an empty stomach.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

EvFaerAshlynn was raised by apes in the jungle!  

[Veruniel]

Spooky_sez, on the other hand, was raised by wolves... and now that she lives among people, her neighbors are all complaining about the howling.  

[RevlinHeartsblood]

Veruniel's favorite past time was walking into the wall beside the open door  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Neogoth666 is a robot from the future!  

[Veruniel]

Spooky_sez invented the collapsible opera hat.  

[lurichan]

Veruniel is secretly stuck inside the computer like Tsubasa from .hack//sign and thus can not log out.  

[OverlordMMM]

lurichan is a hacker who has secretly stolen every piece of data that has ever been made....unfortunately he is illiterate....