Funniest attempts at insults

[the_underworks]

XWraith_LordX

the_underworks

How about this... This rich kid pulls up next to me at this stop light in his flaming new Audi RS4 pulls down his window, insults the music im playing, calls my car an old hearse, calls me a zombie and tells me to go back to the graveyard (I would tell you the exact things he said but i doubt anyone here understands french) revs his engine then speeds off. The thing is that the "old hearse" sped right past him as he was attempting to speed away.

Qu’est-ce que il a dit?

razz

I dont remember exactly but it sounded something like this "T'aime ca ecouter des chien qui jappe dedans ton vieux corbilliard? RETOURNE AU CIMETIERE BANDE DE CADAVRES"  

[Twisted Maggot]

eek *heads out to buy a French - English dictionary*  

[the_underworks]

You like listening to dogs barking in your old hearse? Go back to the graveyard you bunch of cadavers.  

[Twisted Maggot]

Wow, what a b*****d... stare  

[Henneth Annun]

Jeesh. Someone needs to hit that guy. confused

What a jerk. -_-  

[the_underworks]

Well his ego was hurt XD. His 80000$ v8 400hp Audi got pwned by an old buick that sounds like a vacum cleaner with a cadaver at the wheel.  

[Henneth Annun]

cool

0wned.  

[Twisted Maggot]

You should've flipped him off when you easily sped past him. xd  

[Henneth Annun]

Howling Maggot

You should've flipped him off when you easily sped past him. xd

Or it should have gone all Transformer on him, and become a highly impressive 45 foot robot.  

[the_underworks]

I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.  

[Digital Malevolence]

the_underworks

I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.

The 2009 one?
That would make it cool, otherwise its just copy of the new mustangs and chargers. All the new cars look exactly the ******** same, what they is the point of that?  

[the_underworks]

Digital Malevolence

the_underworks

I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.

The 2009 one?
That would make it cool, otherwise its just copy of the new mustangs and chargers. All the new cars look exactly the ******** same, what they is the point of that?

The 2010 mustang is going to have independent suspension apparently smile  

[Digital Malevolence]

the_underworks

Digital Malevolence

the_underworks

I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.

The 2009 one?
That would make it cool, otherwise its just copy of the new mustangs and chargers. All the new cars look exactly the ******** same, what they is the point of that?

The 2010 mustang is going to have independent suspension apparently smile

That will be something I'll want to see....though I could never afford one. emo  

[the_underworks]

Digital Malevolence

the_underworks

Digital Malevolence

the_underworks

I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.

The 2009 one?
That would make it cool, otherwise its just copy of the new mustangs and chargers. All the new cars look exactly the ******** same, what they is the point of that?

The 2010 mustang is going to have independent suspension apparently smile

That will be something I'll want to see....though I could never afford one. emo

I tried an 2006 mustang gt some time ago and it looks great, hauls a**... at least a bit, looks gorgeous but HANDLES LIKE AN OLD TRUCK!!!  

[Digital Malevolence]

the_underworks

Digital Malevolence

the_underworks

Digital Malevolence

the_underworks

I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.

The 2009 one?
That would make it cool, otherwise its just copy of the new mustangs and chargers. All the new cars look exactly the ******** same, what they is the point of that?

The 2010 mustang is going to have independent suspension apparently smile

That will be something I'll want to see....though I could never afford one. emo

I tried an 2006 mustang gt some time ago and it looks great, hauls a**... at least a bit, looks gorgeous but HANDLES LIKE AN OLD TRUCK!!!

as in handles like an old truck, thats bad right? because I've seen some old trucks that handled really nice.