Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[PunksR0ck]

because the great kirby said so!


why do cows go moo?

 

[Momma_2_Jo]

because they would sound funny if they quacked.

Why do I have insomnia?

 

[Different...Very.]

The disease fairy ran out of outsomnia, sorry.

Will I ever walk again?  

[Mortal Anonymous]

You were never injured, it was all in your head.

Why am I answering a question from Different...Very again?  

[McBumblebee]

because Same...Very doesn't want to talk to you.

Where do babies come from?  

[Go_Cullen_Boyz]

they grow on baby trees!

why isent the word why just be spelled with a y?  

[Different...Very.]

Because people might think you were spelling if ever you had to say, "Why are you a bee?" Besides, what do you have against w and h?

Why do we call that eight-legged creature an octopus?  

[McBumblebee]

because 'squid' was already takin by the 6th legged creature.

Why is the sky blue?  

[Go_Cullen_Boyz]

because it would hurt ur eyes if it was yellow

why r al the good books so say. almost every good book iv read not some1 died in it. twilight:james,( not including new moon but that 1 was sad) eclipse:victoria (breaking dawn was upseting enouf cuz ecward is not single any more!) the host: walter, almost wanda among the hidden: jen
WHAT THE HELL!?!?  

[McBumblebee]

Because we elected Obama for President.

Why am I a boy?  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

because being a girl is too much work!

Who discovered the Internet?  

[McBumblebee]

bill gates.... [i dont know how to make this a stupid answer :s]


why is this things face an exclamation point? exclaim  

[Mortal Anonymous]

Shhhh! It's very sensitive about it. It's a birth defect.

What the heck is a hollaback girl?  

[Go_Cullen_Boyz]

its somthing that rymes with the song

how did ur mom goes to colage just change to ur mom?  

[willow69]

it dosent

have you ever farted so hard your back cacked