Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Durza the Shade]

To steal everyone's receipts so people can't return their unwanted gifts.  

[Alianna Naviri]

for palpatine to disguise himself as the most unlikely suspect and secretly terrorize the galaxy until he's unmasked by a meddling kid  

[Sol Walker]

To travel the systems in a beat up freighter handling odd jobs and hunting bounties all the while dealing with galactic anomalies, a galactic depression, and figures from a past life.  

[Sol Walker]

to get everyone in the guild a military uniform, or at the least, the same outfit Cale's wearing.  

[Master_Kaballmo]

To find a way around their troops critical weakness : courageous teddy bears with attitude and cute little weapons.


To have their best Admirals start a Heavy Metal band.


To make a party robot.  

[Master_Kaballmo]

To have a talk show called Palpatine Tonight where guests are given a safe zone to say anything they want and then killed after the show.  

[Sol Walker]

To develop a decent super weapon and stop giving money to Grand Moff Darksun.
Corellian Ray?
Please.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To find out why Kenny won't die!  

[Sol Walker]

To send out teams of explorers to prove the Empire is destined to rule the galaxy and that the human race is predestined to be the ruling race of the galaxy.  

[Sol Walker]

To make like a million doomsday machines and still not have a single answering machine.  

[Nelowulf]

To explain to FP that Kenny does die. And is replaced by another child, whose name happens to be Kenny.  

[Sol Walker]

To start a civil war in the imperial ranks thus leading to the deployment of two seprate bases in a pointless little box canyon.
One base is staffed by red stormtroopers, the other blue.  

[LessienElanesse]

To invent self-igniting, self-fighting lightsabers  

[ViperVenomous]

For Palpatine to give control of the galaxy to his greatest apprentice, Darth Jar Jar (think, if it wasn't for Jar Jar, there would be no Empire).  

[Sol Walker]

To test the theory that Crix Madine does in fact have 72 chromesomes as opposed to the average human's 23, and to test if indeed they are all poisonous.