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 Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:17 pm
Thank you, Data.
At least I am having a good day, so if I'm overly energetic/ecstatic/hyper/peachy/emotional/etcetara, this be the forewarning...
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:20 pm
Captain, we have a Cardassian ship standing off to Port. Orders?
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:29 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:31 pm
They're not responding, Captain.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:39 pm
They are butt-a** ugly anyways. Red Alert, Shields up, Lock onto their main weapons arrays and prepare to fire.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:44 pm
Damn it, Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Gunner!
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:48 pm
Shields up and red alert. That’s two drinks, woot.
I’m a doctor not a … thats another drink.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:08 pm
Weapons locked waiting for your orders Captian.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:13 pm
Don't worry missing.
It seems our "doctor" mistook the state of massachusetts for a cardassian warship.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:28 pm
Nobody will miss it Jim. Just blast it to hell and be done with it.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:33 pm
I'm the captain here, Bones. Commander Missing Warf Itachi, Fire!
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:36 pm
They're dead Jim.
I'll go grab some champaigne to celebrate.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:39 pm
Have you forgotten alcohol no longer exists in the 24th century?
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:47 pm
Star Trek Generations (I think):
Scotty comes back, and remarks how there's no more alcohol in his century. Fortunately, he stowed one away, for a time like this.
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