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poor RPD, what a rip >_<

I hate it when you do something a little less than brilliant and people talk like you're either insane or retarded. neutral

Yeah, but I almost went to the ER yesterday. At the time, I was freaking out. Now, I'm laughing about it. A couple of people found it normal and funny, some people are acting like it's never happened to anyone on the face of the earth before. rolleyes

Funny story actually. There is no gentle way to put this. Hope you're not sqeamish. I got something stuck up my a**. I couldn't pull it out and I paniced a bit. Had to run on irc real quick (y!gallery people. I figured SOMEONE there must have had this happen before.) and asked what I should do. I have no insurance so the hospital was out. Not that I'd go to ER and sit there for hours waiting to be seen with a cord handing down my leg. No ******** WAY. Turns out someone did go through it and he was a big help. I got it out eventually. It was horrible. gonk

Nope. Some months ago my friends and I went to a porn store. We all got something. I got some purple dolphin thing. It was the only thing that wasn't a flower of pink. Anyway, I took the purple animal s**t off and just used the plastic egg inside that does the actual vibrating. Normally, I lay down. This time, I'm a ******** MORON and sit upright on it. Next thing I know, it's gone. I didn't stop because there's a cord. I can just pull it out. Simple logic, right? WRONG. Tightened up. Couldn't pull it out for anything. And trying hurt like hell. That's when I freaked out a bit and hopped on irc. Thank god I'm not the only moron to do this. And this one b***h is like "Never put anything without a base... blah blah ******** blah." That doesn't help me now b***h. It was maddening. My advice, if you must put things in your a**, don't think it will come out easy because it went in easy enough. Be careful and use something designed for that. With a base.

It's hilarious. Don't worry. You're allowed to laugh at my unadulturated stupid. One must have shame to feel shame. I'm not embarrassed in the slightest. The only thing that pisses me off is that I seriously thought it was a good idea. And I was SOBER.

Nope. Sober. Although, from what I was told, many a man do things they wouldn't normally do when they're excited. You really don't think straight. *shrug* I'm just glad I'm not the only one to do something like that. Hell, the guy that was trying to calm me down showed me a site with medical documentation and xrays. Mostly to show me I'm not the first. He did it too at some point. At least I'm not supid alone. xd

Edit: I think I scared RPD away. xd