Cross-dressing Vampire Hostess Club

[Lieutenant Turel]

Yugilicious? What does that supposed to mean? That they taste like Yugi?

It's so the kids know its deliciosu

yes but I mean really, Yugilicious? How do you go about testing that? Aside from the obvious--

Just read the line!

Fine. Yugios. They're Yugilicious. All right where's my F(bleep)ing paycheck?  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Scrab Demon

Because it's FUNNY. xp ...and Yugilicious.

Is that even a word?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Lil Raziel

Scrab Demon

Because it's FUNNY. xp ...and Yugilicious.

Is that even a word?

Yugios. Apparently they're yugilicious  

[Scrab Demon]

SUPER SEXY TRANSFORMATION TIME!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Da da da da da daaaaaa
Puberty power!!  

[Scrab Demon]

LEEET'S DO THE TIIIME WARP AGAAAAAAIN!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

How could I lose to an amateur?

That's just what you get for bein a girl. And havin girly parts

Well done Joey. But remember- You are nothing without me!!  

[Scrab Demon]

Wait Mokuba, you musn't do this thing! Think! What would your brother say if he saw you now?!

"Well done Mokuba. Now steal something from joey too."

Okay, but what would he say if he WASN'T a complete douchebag?

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Don't move a muscle, or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Hey is Pegasus ok?

Sure, fine he's just sleeping

He looks kinda dead

No he's not

He died as he lived: in the arms of another man  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Dear God, what has my main created?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

My voice gives me super strength!  

[Scrab Demon]

Yugi, I think I'm pregnant...and Bakura's the fa-

No f*cking way.

...Okay, I lied about that one.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

And now back to the episode
Wait did any of that really happen?  

[Scrab Demon]

Lil Raziel

Dear God, what has my main created?

A FANTARD QUOTE CONVENTION!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Marik please don't flaunt your yaoi in public