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FOREVERRR

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Parang di naman po =))

Haha joke lang yung. xd  

[Toblerawn]

Tanong: Ano ang MAHABA at MATIGAS na full of semen?????????????












Sagot: Submarine... blaugh  

[TT Bigbyte]

boy: alam pra kang boarding house
girl:bk8
boy: ang sarap mo kacing upahan  

[TT Bigbyte]

Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA?? Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!  

[oKirby]

Toblerawn

Tanong: Ano ang MAHABA at MATIGAS na full of semen?????????????












Sagot: Submarine... blaugh

Lol dyslexic? Parang ganto lang:

"c**k SLAP!
Ooops... Sorry I'm dyslexic, I meant CAPS LOCK!" rofl  

[oKirby]

HOY IKAW!

OO, IKAW NGA!

GUSTO MA MAKITA SI SANTA?

Just follow this simple steps:

1) Open a new tab

2) Go to www.google.com

3) Click on "Images"

4) Type in "Santa Claus"

5) Voila~!

Have fun! 4laugh  

[P U V Z]

oKirby

Toblerawn

Tanong: Ano ang MAHABA at MATIGAS na full of semen?????????????


rofl rofl











Sagot: Submarine... blaugh

Lol dyslexic? Parang ganto lang:

"c**k SLAP!
Ooops... Sorry I'm dyslexic, I meant CAPS LOCK!" rofl

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[IXI_PhantomGamer_IXI]

 

[Buttermellows]

-RhadoR-

BUDOY meets BOY PICK UP..


BUDOY: pick up ka ba??

BOY PICK UP: Bakit?
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Budoy: AKO BUDOY. smile



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haahhaa! natawa ako  

[Buttermellows]

Kiss muna -x

-RhadoR-

iKasumi Miu

LASING: ( ngtxt )
pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.

... KUMPARE sad naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?

LASING: Dito pare sa swing..

rofl rofl rofl rofl

emotion_awesome

ahahahahahahaaha pirate  

[7-hexene]

yhang2

-RhadoR-

BUDOY meets BOY PICK UP..


BUDOY: pick up ka ba??

BOY PICK UP: Bakit?
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Budoy: AKO BUDOY. smile



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haahhaa! natawa ako

benta to, HAHA emotion_awesome  

[zero_0912]

mistChii

dalawang protas nag-uusap
SA REFRIGIRATOR smile

mansanas:sobrang lamig dito grabe!!!!diba?

pinya:waaaaaaaaa......prutas na nagsasalita!!!


haha...

rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[zero_0912]

Weh xD

Akane_Sakamoto

rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl

Hahahahha!! Nice Nice!! xd

rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[zero_0912]

Marika Sofika

girL: pra kang c machete!

boy: dahiL macho,gwapo at matipuno ako?

girL: hindi..mukha ka kcng panggatong eh..

Cornyyyy biggrin rofl lol

Halu!

blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[A M l E L v2]

doctor and patient conversation

doc: juan!! tatlong araw na lang makakalabas ka na dito sa mental.
anong balak mong gawin paglabas mo dito?
juan: uhmmmm... (matagal nag-isip, mukhang seryoso)
alam ko na! kukuha ako ng garter! at TITIRADURIN ko yung buwan! xd xd
doc: hay... mag sstay ka pa dito ng tatlong buwan. stare

after 3 months

doc: oh Juan! ready ka na ba sa test mo? para naman makalabas ka na dito sa mental. twisted
juan: opo doc!
doc: cge cge. anong gagawin mo paglabas mo dito sa mental?
juan: uhmm, maghahanap po ako ng babae.
doc: oh tapos?
juan: liligawan ko sya.
doc: then?
juan: papakasalan ko po sya.
doc: and?
juan: magtatrabaho ako
doc: ...
juan: kukuha ng bahay
doc: ...
juan: maghoneymoon kami
doc: ......
juan: magkiss kami
doc: eek then???
juan: hubarin ko panty nya
doc: AND?! eek



juan: KUHAIN KO GARTER NG PANTY NYA! TAPOS TITIRADURIN KO YUNG BUWAN! xd blaugh blaugh blaugh




-_- corny ata. zzz