Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Public Pervert]

And this biscut was possessed...

..By Lanzer! Yes, The Admin on Gaia.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Hinata screamed and called for Naruto's help, but Naruto didn't hear her because...  

[your evil twin]

he was to busy watching sakura take a bath.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Sakura saw him, went gonzo on him, and  

[Public Pervert]

Smacked him so hard that he flew back into the past! And in the past..he wasn't born! But he was The Fouth Hokage training with his students! Naruto screamed " HEY, SUP?!" And Obito came up to our lovable possessed ninja and said..  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

"Hey! Now show me how to use my sharingan properly." Naruto was really nervous and replied...  

[Missing00]

"First you have to poke your eyes out."  

[Public Pervert]

Obito blinked twice " That dosen't sound right." Naruto gave an anime sweatdrop. " Well, you're right! I was just..testing you! The real way to use it is....uh...you need to buy me a..  

[Purple dragon lady]

zamboni to ride around Kohona with!"
"Where do I get a zamboni?" Obito asked.
Naruto replied, "Canada, of course!"

((Zamboni's are things you clean the ice with before a hocky game.))  

[Reso Miso Soup]

saluting chibily, Obito starts running throuhg town trying to find Canada, stoping only to ask directions and to peep in the girls room  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Finally, a boy walked up to Obito and said "Dude, you're looking for Canada? You're in Mexico." Obito asked the boy where to find Canada, then, and the boy replied...  

[Purple dragon lady]

"Go south until you're going north again!"  

[DarkGaara5]

then he said
"oh yeah thanks.
i got another question"
and he asked  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

"Umm... would I be able to carry a Zamboni all the way back to Japan?" the boy laughed and walked away.  

[Public Pervert]

Obito growled and thre a kunai at the boys head. The boy screamed and ran away. Obito sighed, and started to take a boat to CANADA! Until a kangaroon stopped him! Not just ANY Kangaroo though, but a..