Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[zz1000zz]

OverlordMMM is secretly a genius and called lurichan "he" solely for irony.  

[Veruniel]

zz1000zz got that scar from a rabid badger.  

[zz1000zz]

Veruniel trains rabid badgers to attack anyone her magic mirror says is prettier than her. Unfortunately her magic mirror is a sadist with poor taste.

Since when did my name have six z's in it?  

[Raven Halliwell]

^ enjoys running in the nude  

[zz1000zz]

Raven Halliwell clearly understands this game.  

[Veruniel]

zz1000zz has a nefarious mind trick that makes people see extra zs in her name!  

[zz1000zz]

Veruniel is my slave now that she has fallen for my nefarious mind trick.  

[Sisemen]

zz1000zz has a 80lb chihuahua named Godzilla  

[zz1000zz]

Sisemen has offered to take me on a romantic date with Godzilla for dinner.  

[lurichan]

ZZ is secretly raising Godzilla in order to eat his meat later.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan secretly breeds Godzilla-like creatures to sell on the black market.  

[lurichan]

The black market was originally grey until zz got ahold of it. Then and only then did it truely become the black market.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan has repeatedly tried to change it into the pink market.  

[lurichan]

ZZ secretly owns and runs the company for Market Day, thus having an in with all the schools and the ablity to traffic children on the trucks after the market day sales are over.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan buys the chrildren as slave labor to build her secret lair.