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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:31 am
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:24 pm
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:38 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:34 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:24 pm
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Darkened Angel Boba: * looking at DA's last post * HAHA! Now YOU'RE the one getting sexually harrassed. Consider it payback for making me get naked before, b***h! * Palpatine comes in * Palpatine: Boba Fett! Boba: Yeah, what? Palpatine: Take off your armor, your clothes, and bend over! Boba: Hell n- Palpatine: NOW! Boba: * starting to * DA, you'll pay for this, I swear! Palpatine: * pulls out a rather large stick * Prepare to be a human Shishkaboba! Heheh, I said " Shishkaboba, " and you're name is Boba! HA! I'm funny!
Faye: *Bust down the door* Hang on their you sick b*****d! I have a petition here that everyone who's in this movie has signed. *Clears throat* It's states, "I swear blah, blah, blah, that I will not touch Boba's a** for it is private property of the Fett's Crazed fangirls president" That's me... "Or else suffer the dire consequences."
Palpy: ...I don't remember signing that...
Boba: *Runs away from Palpy and tries to escape Faye who grabs him by his jetpack*
Faye: ...Yes you do. You can't play those stupid mind tricks on a Fett fangirl president. Now. For your punishment...
Palpy: ... crying
*later*
Palpy: I hearby declare that I, Lord Sidius am... *looks away from his troops to see Faye glaring at him, and holding embarrassing photo's of him* A... Cottonheadedninnymuggin who likes to stick my *censored* in to different space pods and *long beeps* while singing I'm a little teapot.
Vader and Stormies: eek
---------- getting off that subject....-------------
Vader: Join me, and together we can overthrow the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.
Luke: *being the stupid moron that he is thinks about it for two seconds* Really pops?!
Vader: Yes really. ^-^ Think of all the fun fatherly son bonding we will do while we ruin the lifes of millions! Plus, we get to hire Boba all the time and have him chase down random people for us!
Luke: Gee-wiz pops! That sounds like so much fun! Sure!
Vader: really? You aren't going to put up a fight?
Luke: Nope. That little green dude down in that creepy swampy planet creeped me out so much, I don't want to be a jedi anymore. I want to ruin people's lives with you pops.
Vader: *As they are walking onto the ship* ...I wonder if your sister would be as easily persuaded.
Luke: NO! How dare you offer part of my position to her! She had the royal treatment while she grew up, and I had to be a friggin' moisture farmer! WTF?! I hate you! I'll never join the darkside now! Screw you...and your dental plan sucks! *runs away crying like a little girl* |
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:58 pm
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( Ripping this from an old TV Fun House short clip )
Luke: Hmm... What's in this cave? * goes in, finds Yoda *
Yoda: Found me, you have. Reward you, I will.
Luke: Okay... But 1st...
Yoda: What?
Luke: Talk normal.
Yoda: Okay, FINE! Sheesh! Spoiled brat... Anyways, you're to be rewarded for finding me.
Luke: Cool! What do I get?
Yoda: I give you the powers of a Jedi. Take this. * hands him a lightsaber *
Luke: What's this for?
Yoda: It's a big glowstick in case you're stuck in the dark. That's all it does though, glow.
Luke: Huh?
Yoda: And I give you the power of the Force as well.
Luke: Sweet! What all can I do?
Yoda: Make popcorn pop instantly, reheat food that's gotten too cold, and brush your teeth in a way that'll brighten your smile like never before.
Luke: Those are stupid powers! I HATE YOU!
* unsatisfied with his new, stupid powers, Luke vows never to use them to fight the Empire and the Sith *
Luke: This I swear!
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:12 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:19 am
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This program is rated IS, for Insanely Stupid.
* Star Wars intro music *
STUPID WARS
In an insane asylum not far enough away, an evil idiot is scheming to overthrow the Retirement Home Rebellion after losing the great battle of Bingo Table. During this time, the Retirement Home Rebellion is preparing to attack the Insane Asylum Empire before it can finish it's ultimate weapon, the legal papers which will combine the two buildings into one, allowing the Insane Asylum to invade the Retirement Home and take over.
* camera shifts down from the ceiling, focusing on a big room of lunch tables at the Insane Asylum as a paper plane flies across the screen *
Vader: I have you now! * Force chokes a paper doll * Die, Rebel scum!
Palpatine: KILL KILL! Er, hi Vader, this seat taken? KILL KILL!
Vader: No, Mr. President, but the hallucination I'm having of The Grimace gets pissed when people sit next to me.
Palpatine: But I don't wanna ride the roller coaster! * sits on the floor, and uses the table chair in front of him as the table * Your seat's higher than mine!
Vader: You're eating off yours while sitting on the floor. No, Grimace, I don't have the time. QUIT STALKING ME!
Palpatine: By the way, here are the legal papers I swiped from that room we're not supposed to go into. These are plans for our domination over the Retirement Home Rebellion.
Vader: * looks them over * But Napolean, our forces cannot defeat this number of British troops!
Palpatine: I'm not Napolean, I'm Frederick Barbarossa, you stupid a**!
Vader: Shut up, Mr. Washington, I don't care if you did chop down that cherry tree.
* a staff member comes in *
Staff Member: Vader, Palpatine, time for your medication.
Vader: Okay, fine...
Staff Member: * does the " train " bit with the spoonful of medicine * Here comes the train. Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
Palpatine: Mr. Boots, NO! * dives into Vader, knocking him over *
Staff Member: What did you do that to him for?
Palpatine: That train was gonna run him over!
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:46 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:24 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:36 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:46 pm
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