Funniest attempts at insults

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Digital Malevolence

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Digital Malevolence

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Digital Malevolence

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I wonder if the new camaro will have a button you press and become a 45foot robot.

The 2009 one?
That would make it cool, otherwise its just copy of the new mustangs and chargers. All the new cars look exactly the ******** same, what they is the point of that?

The 2010 mustang is going to have independent suspension apparently smile

That will be something I'll want to see....though I could never afford one. emo

I tried an 2006 mustang gt some time ago and it looks great, hauls a**... at least a bit, looks gorgeous but HANDLES LIKE AN OLD TRUCK!!!

as in handles like an old truck, thats bad right? because I've seen some old trucks that handled really nice.

appart from the ram srt10... i know of no trucks that can handle even near well (the srt 10 being on the edge of near well)  

[Digital Malevolence]

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Digital Malevolence

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Digital Malevolence

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The 2010 mustang is going to have independent suspension apparently smile

That will be something I'll want to see....though I could never afford one. emo

I tried an 2006 mustang gt some time ago and it looks great, hauls a**... at least a bit, looks gorgeous but HANDLES LIKE AN OLD TRUCK!!!

as in handles like an old truck, thats bad right? because I've seen some old trucks that handled really nice.

appart from the ram srt10... i know of no trucks that can handle even near well (the srt 10 being on the edge of near well)

How about this one?  

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Cool truck  

[Digital Malevolence]

I wish I had a beer truck. emo  

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I wish I had a BEER hearse.  

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I wish I had a BEER hearse.

And the beer hearse would have a keg in the ice filled coffin it carries. And when the keg would be empty, I would bury it and mourn upon it.  

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I think I said too much.  

[Twisted Maggot]

Um... I think one of my best friends just insulted me... He called me up and said he never wants to see me again and he hates me, and I should go join a cult somewhere. stare  

[Satan on Speed]

A friend of mine goes to a unitarian church. Well, a Christian woman was there one day. My friend is pagan and wears a pentacle with the phases of the moon around it. Well, the woman spotted my friend wearing it and told her "Oh, you shouldn't wear that! Thats one of them pentangles that witches wear..." I suppose it's not an insult but I found it really funny.  

[_Roooose_]

Once I was arguing with a teacher about how he degraded people, and how it was just wrong because it can seriously dent peoples confidence, and one of the chavs said from the back of the classroom ''Your a corpse,you dont have any feelings'' XD
To which I replied '' ...I cant say he isnt right when he calls you a retard''

Hey, im non-witty on mondays >..> Dont look at me like that
XD  

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Howling Maggot

Um... I think one of my best friends just insulted me... He called me up and said he never wants to see me again and he hates me, and I should go join a cult somewhere. stare

Did you join a cult somewhere?  

[Twisted Maggot]

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Howling Maggot

Um... I think one of my best friends just insulted me... He called me up and said he never wants to see me again and he hates me, and I should go join a cult somewhere. stare

Did you join a cult somewhere?

No, I'm still mad at Corey! (my friend that insulted me) Why would he say that? Geez, what a d**k...  

[osozaki girl]

the pseudo-vampires at my school that read to much twilight call people they hate "mortals".
and honestly mean it to.
it's hi-lol-rious. rofl  

[Twisted Maggot]

What the hell?! My former-friend, Corey, attempted another insult! He called me, first of all, at 3 in the morning!!! I fell out of bed and stumbled to the phone, answered it, and said, "What the ********? It's 3 in the morning, you woke me up, b*****d!" I tend to be cranky... in the morning... I'm not a morning person at all. Anyway, he's like, "Hey, it's the time where all the demons come out. You gonna summon any?" I was like, "Uhh... no." and then hung up. rolleyes Damn b*****d...  

[Henneth Annun]

Howling Maggot

What the hell?! My former-friend, Corey, attempted another insult! He called me, first of all, at 3 in the morning!!! I fell out of bed and stumbled to the phone, answered it, and said, "What the ********? It's 3 in the morning, you woke me up, b*****d!" I tend to be cranky... in the morning... I'm not a morning person at all. Anyway, he's like, "Hey, it's the time where all the demons come out. You gonna summon any?" I was like, "Uhh... no." and then hung up. rolleyes Damn b*****d...

What a jerk.

How'd this problem start again? confused