Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[urexactlymybrandofheroin]

no but i think it put a huge crack in my butt

whats so good about oprah?  

[PunksR0ck]

she gives good gifts mrgreen


how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck won't chuck wood?

 

[urexactlymybrandofheroin]

i'd say exaclty eight pounds

what does ying yang yo mean?  

[EGDagon]

good bad yo.

what the point of this?  

[BansheeinHades]

To always keep up the silliness.

Why did the baby cross the road?  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

because he saw a dandlion on the other side.

Where do hiccups come from?  

[BansheeinHades]

Hiccups come from under rocks.

What if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you to the face?  

[urexactlymybrandofheroin]

i could say that i met chuck norris and he even showed me some moves ooo what now

what if americans spoke japanes and the japanese spoke english?  

[BansheeinHades]

Then they would be laughing at us for the, "All your base are belong to us" joke. :O

What if we were as small as ants and still the world's best predator?  

[art1sta]

Then i will eat all of them...
RAWR..
beware!!!

Where does irish gold come from???  

[klausolas]

From leprechauns of course.

How could you?  

[Aurora Sing]

very easily



Why are green grapes not red?  

[-[-RaNdOmNeSs-]-]

The grapes didn't feel like being red. They wanted to be as green as a cow. o-o

What if a giant teddy bear were to come out of yer tv?  

[urexactlymybrandofheroin]

id give him a big hug and go skip around in the park with him


what if you started sneezing colors?  

[klausolas]

Blow your nose on a rainbow. No one'll ever know.

Where can I get that?