Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Sol Walker]

DarthVenomous

For Palpatine to give control of the galaxy to his greatest apprentice, Darth Jar Jar (think, if it wasn't for Jar Jar, there would be no Empire).

Scary Proof of venomous's theory:
 

[LessienElanesse]

More proof needed at all?

 

[TaylaEwa]

LessienElanesse

More proof needed at all?

scary!!! crying I think Darth Kirby is better...  

[Durza the Shade]

To have Darth Kirby fight Darth Jar Jar for control of the empire, and pwn him.  

[Nelowulf]

To find a way to kill Jar Jar. Permanently.  

[Durza the Shade]

Alas, some things are beyond even the Empire.

To space Jar Jar and have him get sucked into a black hole in the Maw - no, that wouldn't work either.  

[Sol Walker]

To just move the discussion topic away from Sith Gungans as soon as possible.  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To replace their Chrysalis beasts with clones of King Kong.  

[Durza the Shade]

To give the Kaminoans collective apoplexy when they place their order for an army of Kongs.  

[Sol Walker]

To take said kings and use them to battle Godzilla, who has joined the side of the Alliance -that dirty traitorous reptile.  

[Nelowulf]

To set up a college course that explores the history of Godzilla

To enroll everyone into the said college course.  

[Kamikazi Armada]

To impose their rule by doing the funky chicken untill a planet surrenders!!  

[Sol Walker]

To harness the power of Kei's Hypno Butt, by far the most dangerous weapon in the Lovely Angels' Inventory.  

[Kamikazi Armada]

O_o that may wel do it....

To make the galaxys largest Zero-Gee Paintball arena!!!!  

[Nelowulf]

To invent a cyborg body that doesn't create breathing problems.