Galactic Mysteries

[Mangled Parking Meter]

Zeke Ren

When's the last time yoda's had a shower?That's the real question,talk about major stank.

Maybe that is why Yoda wins all his battles. He scares them away by his stench.  

[Sol Walker]

then how would the rest of the jedi put up with him?
the jedi have always been a very clean people, ever since they moved here from france.  

[Nelowulf]

Cale Darksun

then how would the rest of the jedi put up with him?
the jedi have always been a very clean people, ever since they moved here from france.

Jedi come from France?

How come they fight so good then? Napoleon was a Corsican.... Joan of Arc was born by foreign parents....

Jedi being french doesn't make sense. If jedi are french, then Coriellians must be... French!  

[Lord-Alcon]

Who would win a fight?...

LUKE SKYWALKER or JESUS CHRIST

Taking all bets out back

Lets get it on!  

[Lord-Alcon]

Cale Darksun

then how would the rest of the jedi put up with him?
the jedi have always been a very clean people, ever since they moved here from france.

Family Guy... nice  

[Nelowulf]

Lord-Alcon

Who would win a fight?...

LUKE SKYWALKER or JESUS CHRIST

Taking all bets out back

Lets get it on!

Skywalker looses because he'd whine he can't fight god. and Jesus would pwn his a**.  

[Ichi-maou]

Lord-Alcon

Who would win a fight?...

LUKE SKYWALKER or JESUS CHRIST

Taking all bets out back

Lets get it on!

Jesus  

[NickCpointless]

Luke because i hate religon xd  

[Nelowulf]

NickCpointless

Luke because i hate religon xd

Nothing wrong with religeon.

However, i do believe some versions of prostelization is a bit over the top.  

[Nospai Deathous]

i think Luke would win... Jesus would turn the other cheek and prevent god and his angels from protecting him, lest he be accused of sin.

Luke might whine a bit, but he'd have to slice him eventually.. i just wonder if Jesus can be killed when he doesn't want to be....

...he /is/ human...  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Luke is one badass motherkriffer. He proved it in The Swarm War.  

[Sol Walker]

I think jesus would win. Jesus would never raise a finger to strike luke, and luke being a jedi, he cant really bring himself to strike an unarmed man. Jesus would begin to tell some stories and subtly change luke's h2o rations into wine, so luke would increasingly get himself drunk and more manipulatatable. then Jesus would convince luke to join his religion, which the intoxicated luke would do wholeheartedly because jesus is such a swell guy.  

[Alianna Naviri]

Cale Darksun

I think jesus would win. Jesus would never raise a finger to strike luke, and luke being a jedi, he cant really bring himself to strike an unarmed man. Jesus would begin to tell some stories and subtly change luke's h2o rations into wine, so luke would increasingly get himself drunk and more manipulatatable. then Jesus would convince luke to join his religion, which the intoxicated luke would do wholeheartedly because jesus is such a swell guy.

good point..
but Jesus says never to manipulate in order to convert...he's rather reserved, and says only to preach what you believe and leave. if the seeds fall into fertile ground, faith will grow. if they fall onto rocks, there's nothing you can do.

i think the situation you described is kinda...forcing the rocks into fertile soil, which is against Jesus' nature. besides, Jedi-ism is a religion mostly akin to eastern religions. i doubt Luke'd be converted too easily.

the best point is that Luke couldn't really attack, as it would have to be in self defense. and Jesus wouldn't lift a finger. however, Luke has attacked aggressively before, so it's a possibility. otherwise it's a stand still.  

[Nelowulf]

However, Mara Jade falls in love with Jesus, creating jealousy for Luke, who attacks Jesus to protect his woman!  

[Alianna Naviri]

XDD that's a good possibility..