Kohmos88
Wubber Dux
Kohmos88
Wubber Dux
I hate my life. I can't type!
haha unlucky. I pretty much have 2 modes when drunk... horny and dead
I'm horny. No doubt.. but I'm also dead. Something is wrong with me.. Dx
crash out?
you been clubbing or just to a pub?
Urm.. went to a club.. then another club.. then to a pub then to another club.. Oh man. It was so funny! My friend dared me to go dance with this old lady behind me, so being the idiot that I am, I go up to her annnd.. umm.. I'll type out the convo..hm.
Me: Will you dance with me?
Her: Um ok.. thats nice of you.
-we dance for a bit-
Her: What is your name?
Me: Georgia, yours?
Her: -insert name I can't remember-
Me: So are you Bi.. or what?
Her: My husband died three weeks ago..
Me: Wow.. um.. I'm so sorry. I have no idea what to say.
Her: I had an affair with a girl when I was younger blah blah..
-dance a bit more-
Me: Do you mind me asking how old you are?
Her: I'm 51, you?
Me: Uh.. 21 (LIE!)
Her: I don't like people asking my age..
Me: I'm sorry, you didn't have to answer, doesn't make a difference to me, I thought you were younger.
Her: Well you shouldn't ask people that, it's rude. You're too young.
Me: What do you mean?
Her: I could never have a relationship with you, you are too young.
Me: Did I ask for one? I asked you to dance, I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way.
(Rememeber this is a dare!)
Her: I'm done with this, I need a break!
Me: What?
Her: I can't dance withyou or be with you, I need a break.
So she storms off in a huff and I'm left there laughing my a** off.