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[Wubber Dux]

PyroDogs94

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shea the anti-venom

Wubber Dux

shea the anti-venom

hello person i haven't met yet..^^

I'm a bit drunk, mind me. Buuut I can still remember my name so, Georgia. You are?

i'm Chelsea..^^

@medri surprised k,and you?

Nice to meet ya. I'm really not making a good first impression around here.. crap.

How are you?

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

You're the drunk one right?
Psh who needs first impressions.
Let's have a massive ALG orgy.
>.>
blaugh xd

Mischief managed.

Am I forever going ot be known as "the drunk one"? Damn it.
Orgy sounds good.. really good. Then again I am drunk, so it would.  

[PyroDogs94]

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Kohmos88

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Kohmos88

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I hate my life. I can't type!

haha unlucky. I pretty much have 2 modes when drunk... horny and dead

I'm horny. No doubt.. but I'm also dead. Something is wrong with me.. Dx

crash out?
you been clubbing or just to a pub?

Urm.. went to a club.. then another club.. then to a pub then to another club.. Oh man. It was so funny! My friend dared me to go dance with this old lady behind me, so being the idiot that I am, I go up to her annnd.. umm.. I'll type out the convo..hm.

Me: Will you dance with me?
Her: Um ok.. thats nice of you.
-we dance for a bit-
Her: What is your name?
Me: Georgia, yours?
Her: -insert name I can't remember-
Me: So are you Bi.. or what?
Her: My husband died three weeks ago..
Me: Wow.. um.. I'm so sorry. I have no idea what to say.
Her: I had an affair with a girl when I was younger blah blah..
-dance a bit more-
Me: Do you mind me asking how old you are?
Her: I'm 51, you?
Me: Uh.. 21 (LIE!)
Her: I don't like people asking my age..
Me: I'm sorry, you didn't have to answer, doesn't make a difference to me, I thought you were younger.
Her: Well you shouldn't ask people that, it's rude. You're too young.
Me: What do you mean?
Her: I could never have a relationship with you, you are too young.
Me: Did I ask for one? I asked you to dance, I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way.
(Rememeber this is a dare!)
Her: I'm done with this, I need a break!
Me: What?
Her: I can't dance withyou or be with you, I need a break.

So she storms off in a huff and I'm left there laughing my a** off.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

That's like..a huge fail dude surprised

Mischief managed.

 

[PyroDogs94]

Wubber Dux

PyroDogs94

Wubber Dux

shea the anti-venom

Wubber Dux

shea the anti-venom

hello person i haven't met yet..^^

I'm a bit drunk, mind me. Buuut I can still remember my name so, Georgia. You are?

i'm Chelsea..^^

@medri surprised k,and you?

Nice to meet ya. I'm really not making a good first impression around here.. crap.

How are you?

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

You're the drunk one right?
Psh who needs first impressions.
Let's have a massive ALG orgy.
>.>
blaugh xd

Mischief managed.

Am I forever going ot be known as "the drunk one"? Damn it.
Orgy sounds good.. really good. Then again I am drunk, so it would.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

You catch on quick, drunkie :]
fingerbang anyone? O.o

Mischief managed.

 

[Romeo In Distress]

Suddenly these convos just went from PG-13 to MATURE ONLY.

: ( My innocent mind.  

[PyroDogs94]

Kohmos88

P.S. The drunk one is me scream lmao

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

-sits patiently-

Mischief managed.

 

[Wubber Dux]

Kohmos88

Wubber Dux

Kohmos88

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Kohmos88

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I hate my life. I can't type!

haha unlucky. I pretty much have 2 modes when drunk... horny and dead

I'm horny. No doubt.. but I'm also dead. Something is wrong with me.. Dx

crash out?
you been clubbing or just to a pub?

Urm.. went to a club.. then another club.. then to a pub then to another club.. Oh man. It was so funny! My friend dared me to go dance with this old lady behind me, so being the idiot that I am, I go up to her annnd.. umm.. I'll type out the convo..hm.

[EPIC CONVO]

So she storms off in a huff and I'm left there laughing my a** off.

Amazing! razz
I'd never do a dare like that... I end up with an old lady stalker lmao
student night down there too?

I do too many stupid dares.. I guess I just wanted to prove that I could bag any girl I wanted, even if she was 51. YThank ******** I didn't have to kiss her though.
Urm.. not student night.. infact I dunno.. spent £13 and my brother paid for most of my drinks.. 4 beers, 2 mojito's and 2 tiquilla shots. been more drunk.. but for saying I haven't drunk in amonth, I did pretty good lol.  

[PyroDogs94]

Romeo In Distress

Suddenly these convos just went from PG-13 to MATURE ONLY.

: ( My innocent mind.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

lmao no!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Mischief managed.

 

[PyroDogs94]

shea the anti-venom

*explodes to tiny bits* burning_eyes

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

-scurries around looking for pieces to put you back together-

Mischief managed.

 

[Wubber Dux]

Pyro - Was a fail, but I'm sooo glad I didn't have to kiss her. She's older than my mum!
Drunkie? Nice.. just.. thanks for that.. >>  

[Romeo In Distress]

PyroDogs94

Romeo In Distress

Suddenly these convos just went from PG-13 to MATURE ONLY.

: ( My innocent mind.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

lmao no!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Mischief managed.

emo

 

[Romeo In Distress]

I gotta admit, ever since my toe nail got into that accident it's a pain to Shuffle, and it's making me sad.
I just want it to get better already. gonk

 

[PyroDogs94]

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Pyro - Was a fail, but I'm sooo glad I didn't have to kiss her. She's older than my mum!
Drunkie? Nice.. just.. thanks for that.. >>

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Like...i'm gonna call you that.
I'm not even kidding. So if you have a
hugehugehugehugehuge issue with that name..
too bad. (: -huggles you-

Mischief managed.