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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:31 am
My Hell's devil really is a retard prancing around in a red leotard poking people in the a** with a pitchfork.
Even my nightmares are lame. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:34 am
I keep having these nightmares where I'm falling down stairs.
They're always the stairs of my old house too, the one I was raised in until I was six.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:59 am
Most of my dreams aren't even coherent.
Like, for some reason, I'll randomly decide to jump right into the TV and I'm flying around looking for ice cream.
The weirdest though is when I dream of event, then about a week later it happens for real. It's also something minor, like coming here and seeing someone post something specific that isn't of any importance.
The thing is, I never notice it until it happens, then I remember I dreamed it before.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:14 am
One of the weirdest ones I had was that my old man bought some Hogs.
He hates Hogs. Even more than Chickens. hence the initial weirdness.
That and the pigs ate a tin building, Godzilla attacked Omaha (Which somehoe developed surrounding mountains) trees were shooting missles, zombies were river dancing and spontanously ignighting, and Shampoo from Ranma 1/2 manifested out of nowhere and mistook me for Ranma.
Stupid pigs.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:33 am
Ever tried to throw a punch at someone in a dream and your arm slows down so much it's like it takes 5 minutes for it land?
What's odd, that happens all the time when I try to hit with my right hand, but in one dream, when that happened, I just switched to my left and I beat the crap outta some punk no contest. He just stood there going, " Gagh! Oof! Ugh! Argh! " while I pounded his a** into the ground.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:36 am
Your right arm is stuck in bullet time? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:37 am
Interesting.
Either bullet time, or its being dubbed into a foreing kung-fu flick. [/badjoke]
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:50 am
LadyAlys Like being mistaken for the opiset gender? Welcome to my everyday life. Thats why I'm growing a beard, er, a bigger, more pronounced, goatee.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:52 am
Ah yes. A goatee.
Truely a sign of a dysfunctional member of generation X.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:55 am
Nelowulf Ah yes. A goatee. Truely a sign of a dysfunctional member of generation X. A full beard will likely come later in life, making me out to look like Obi-Wan in Ep.III.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:58 am
Meh, I'm going ZZ Top one day. But I gotta retire first.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:00 am
Des Voh LadyAlys Like being mistaken for the opiset gender? Welcome to my everyday life. Thats why I'm growing a beard, er, a bigger, more pronounced, goatee.
And the effeminate looking Des Voh didst grow his manly goatie. Forever after he would beknown throughut the land by a brand new monkier beffiting his match of rugged charm and effeminate apearance:
Des Voh, The Beared Lady.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:13 am
Cale, your just jealous you don't have the looks that turn Lesbians straight and straight men gay.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:16 am
i wouldn't be boasting about turning men gay, dude.
But then again, I find the former just as repulsive...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:31 am
Beared Lady? Des isn't a lady that got beared.
Bearded, perhaps...
Now Cale's gonna have to spank me for pointing that out... wink
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