Corrupt A Wish

[Forget`]

Granted, but you lost a year of your life.

I wish I had a tv in my head.  

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but allthats on is inofmircials

I wish I had a Nemo fish named blub blub  

[merobean]

Granted, but your cat eats him (if you don't have a cat, he came free with the fish)

I wish we had a gay president

 

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but he is Chris Crocker
I wish I could live in Japan  

[Forget`]

Granted, but you are attacked by sushi.

I wish I could stay awake.  

[IchWascheMich]

Granted, but due to a freak shift of the tectonic plates, Japan is now smack dab in the middle of Siberia Granted, but you can't fall asleep for three days

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.  

[Forget`]

Granted, but you sleep for the next year.

I wish I could sing on-key.  

[Sprinkled Sweets]

"Granted
but no one ever listens

I wish I could speak every language."  

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted But everyone else is deaf

I wish I had a taco...  

[Forget`]

Granted, but it is just a taco shell.

I wish I was hungry.  

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but you eat yourself to death
I wish My dog came home.  

[Phsycosomatic]

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish that i could see Alex. <3
[aka... welll i don't know his username. HE'S HERE THOUGH.]

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but he doesn't talk to you.

I wish my friend's mom can stop being psychotic.

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but now she is a duck

i wish i were a big cactus with a pink flower on it

 

[Phsycosomatic]

Granted, but you die a few days after made.

I wish... I would die. o.o