Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

A reject kangaroo from Australia who wanted to go to Canada for a new life. Obito wasn't sure...  

[Purple dragon lady]

that he wanted to give this kangaroo a ride, but then he decided that he could get the marsupial to help him lug the zamboni back to japan!  

[Public Pervert]

" Alright Kangaroo, here's the deal!" Obito declared. " I'll help you get to Canada if you...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

carry a zamboni in your pouch." The kangaroo didn't know what a zamboni was, so he agreed, and the twosome set off for Canada.  

[DarkGaara5]

so they were going to Canada a just when the got there...  

[Purple dragon lady]

they were attacked by the local ninja, the  

[your evil twin]

Evil pizza ninja  

[Public Pervert]

And this ninja, although powerful from his Clan's pizza-based attacks, had a serious issue, that being..  

[Syndactyly]

His cheese shoes had melted to the floor. =o  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

So Obito used a magnifying glass to melt the pizza ninjas shoes faster, but...  

[Missing00]

the pizza ninja threw peperoni shurikin at him.  

[JaBush]

then, with his Uchiha speed, Obito dodged the shurikin with ease, and he was even fast enough to bite one of them, but then, out of nowhere came...  

[Public Pervert]

Gai! Dynamic Entry!  

[your evil twin]

But he steped on a peperoni shurikin and sliped.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

The pizza ninja, thrown completely off guard by Gai's lack of skill, walked away, shaking his head. And so Gai joined Obito and the reject kangaroo on the quest for the zamboni.