WWSS?

[Bitchboots]

"I'm busy so you can just kick yourself in the a**."  

[Death T-2]

"If you're going to feed me one of your overused quotes, leave it with my secretary."  

[Ryu_chan]

"You're not worthy to lick my shoes."  

[Death T-2]

"It doesn't matter what motive you have; failure is not an option for me."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Could you pause a moment in your torrent of utter bullcrap, long enough to go get retroactively aborted? I'd so appreciate it..."  

[Bitchboots]

From one of my favorite fanfics:

“If the gods wished the door opened, they would not have buried it,” Isis repeated.

I smirked at her. “Well then isn’t it lucky the gods made someone smart enough to invent the fork-lift? If there’s one thing Egypt has, it’s plenty of equipment for moving sand without damaging the delicate archeological artifacts buried underneath. Nothing stays buried forever. Not even ******** pharaohs.”
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He straightened, turned, and bowed his head slightly to the Black Magician in acknowledgement. As if in answer, the Black Magician smiled and swung his staff quickly, smacking Kaiba on the side of his head. Kaiba dropped like a stone.

[...omitted stuff...]

He knelt before Kaiba, offering his staff. “If you wish to take revenge, it is your right.”

“And you think that offering to let me get in a swing at you will make us even? Believe me, if and when I decide to pay you back, it won’t be at your invitation.”  

[Ryu_chan]

"Thank you for that complete waste of my time."  

[Death T-2]

"Your progress is sub-par; you are dismissed from this tournament."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Let's just agree to respect each other's opinions, however wrong yours might be."

"The harder you try, the dumber you look."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. "  

[[~+Color.Me.Insane+~]]

I wanna try. whee

"I heard that crack kills, so why don't you try some?"

"I would tell you what I think of you, but I'm sure doctors have already tried."

"If you're stupid, then I must be the CEO of KaibaCorp. Yes, exactly."

"You couldn't even make it as a prostitute. You're so ugly, you'd have to pay them."

 

[Death T-2]

"As much as I'd enjoy listening to you ramble, I have much more pressing matters to attend to."  

[Ryu_chan]

"If at first you don't succeed, maybe failure is your thing."  

[Bitchboots]

"The village called. It appears that they don't want their idiot back after all because they disowned you."  

[jagged1]

"Yeah, uh huh, that's nice. There's the door."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Sorry, was there some reason you think I give a damn?"