Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[lurichan]

ZZ's secret lair is about 25 years behind the times, and in need of serious updating so all the other supervillians don't make fun of her anymore.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan likes to pretend all of the supervillians laugh at my lair because her lair consists of three cardboard boxes in her basement.  

[lurichan]

ZZ is incapable of giving gifts because it goes against her moral code to help anyone, even if they are in need. Because of this, to date three puppies have drowned, two people are in a coma, and 19 men have had their genatallia removed.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan refuses to finish the list as doing so would require her explain her own involvement.  

[lurichan]

ZZ keeps a diary of all the times she has felt guilty about her actions. To date the pages are all blank.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan will always feel guilty about that one day, in that one forest, under that one tree, with that one cat, and a toothbrush. Oh, the horrors.

Your last few posts seem to have missed the point of the game. You are supposed to be lying...  

[lurichan]

^^* ((I thought I was lying )) sweatdrop

ZZ has the entire clan malkavian on her cell phone's speed dial.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan carries a plastic box with her everywhere she goes, so when she wants to talk to herself she can put it next to her ear as a phone and not seem crazy.

Unfortunately, it is a Power Ranger lunchbox.  

[lurichan]

ZZ follows the bushido code. She goes out of her way to make sure not to do anything her lord would be upset about, and would be willing to give her own life to serve her lord.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan secretly sends messages to the KGB. Without fail, these messages offer a better long distance service.  

[lurichan]

ZZ sends messages into outerspace in pure gibberish just to confuse and potentially piss off alien races.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan only speaks Spanish when dealing with the police until they get an interpreter. At the point, she immediately begins speaking in English.  

[lurichan]

((That doesn't sound like a half bad idea sometimes....but I look very much not hispanic ^^*))


ZZ has an Ultra-Lord collection that is rival only to Sean from Jimmy Neutron.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan proudly displays the World's Largest Collection of Rat Eggs to anyone who comes into her house. To this day, nobody has spoken of it.  

[lurichan]

ZZ runs an exotic pet shop in which the only pet she will sell is snakes. What most people don't know is that she feeds these snakes on the flesh of humans so they will kill their new owners.