Funniest attempts at insults

[the_underworks]

ohh ive got one... once my brother called me a son of a b***h...  

[Twisted Maggot]

XWraith_LordX

Howling Maggot

What the hell?! My former-friend, Corey, attempted another insult! He called me, first of all, at 3 in the morning!!! I fell out of bed and stumbled to the phone, answered it, and said, "What the ********? It's 3 in the morning, you woke me up, b*****d!" I tend to be cranky... in the morning... I'm not a morning person at all. Anyway, he's like, "Hey, it's the time where all the demons come out. You gonna summon any?" I was like, "Uhh... no." and then hung up. rolleyes Damn b*****d...

What a jerk.

How'd this problem start again? confused

I... don't even know. He got a girlfriend, and apparently she didn't want him talking to me or something, and now he;s just being a d**k.  

[the_underworks]

I've got one!!!
I once dated this girl and her ex was always on my case. So one day he asked me "so hows my old stuff". I replied "its great, after 2 inches in its all new".  

[Twisted Maggot]

the_underworks

I've got one!!!
I once dated this girl and her ex was always on my case. So one day he asked me "so hows my old stuff". I replied "its great, after 2 inches in its all new".

I don't get it... confused

Well, I just got one now. Apparently there's a forward message going around, and here's what it says:

"FWD:FWD:FWD: carleigh [insert last name] (me) is an emo psycho b***h. she puts curses on ppl and slits her wrists. if u thnk shes retarded forward this to everyone or she just might put a curse on you."

What the ********?! I don't slit my wrists, I don't perform witchcraft, I'm not a psychobitch, and this person is stupid! scream  

[the_underworks]

Howling Maggot

the_underworks

I've got one!!!
I once dated this girl and her ex was always on my case. So one day he asked me "so hows my old stuff". I replied "its great, after 2 inches in its all new".

I don't get it... confused

Well, I just got one now. Apparently there's a forward message going around, and here's what it says:

"FWD:FWD:FWD: carleigh [insert last name] (me) is an emo psycho b***h. she puts curses on ppl and slits her wrists. if u thnk shes retarded forward this to everyone or she just might put a curse on you."

What the ********?! I don't slit my wrists, I don't perform witchcraft, I'm not a psychobitch, and this person is stupid! scream

the old stuff is his ex's v****a  

[Twisted Maggot]

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Oh... erm... I'm very sorry I asked... ninja  

[the_underworks]

In college, this hockey player was getting drunk at this party. Very annoying and cocky. Dissing me, calling me a zombie and then saying I was too scared to take him on in a fist fight, well he swiftly (so swiftly in fact most of the people in the place didn't even notice there was a fight) got knocked out cold with two well placed punches. I have to admit i don't know if it was the alcohol or the punches what knocked him out, but he was indeed on the floor bleeding.  

[Twisted Maggot]

the_underworks

In college, this hockey player was getting drunk at this party. Very annoying and cocky. Dissing me, calling me a zombie and then saying I was too scared to take him on in a fist fight, well he swiftly (so swiftly in fact most of the people in the place didn't even notice there was a fight) got knocked out cold with two well placed punches. I have to admit i don't know if it was the alcohol or the punches what knocked him out, but he was indeed on the floor bleeding.

Hahaha, don't you love when that happens? xD

Yesterday, people in school kept calling me emo, and pretending to slit their wrists, and one of them happened to be a real a*****e... stare He kept saying things like, "******** you, screw you, I'm smarter than you (which made me laugh. He can't even spell photosynthesis, and his IQ is that of a toddler's), I'm taller than you," and stupid s**t like that. Well, he wasn't laughing anymore when he was on the floor after I kneed him, gave him a bloody nose, and bit his arm. 3nodding  

[the_underworks]

Twisted Maggot

the_underworks

In college, this hockey player was getting drunk at this party. Very annoying and cocky. Dissing me, calling me a zombie and then saying I was too scared to take him on in a fist fight, well he swiftly (so swiftly in fact most of the people in the place didn't even notice there was a fight) got knocked out cold with two well placed punches. I have to admit i don't know if it was the alcohol or the punches what knocked him out, but he was indeed on the floor bleeding.

Hahaha, don't you love when that happens? xD

Yesterday, people in school kept calling me emo, and pretending to slit their wrists, and one of them happened to be a real a*****e... stare He kept saying things like, "******** you, screw you, I'm smarter than you (which made me laugh. He can't even spell photosynthesis, and his IQ is that of a toddler's), I'm taller than you," and stupid s**t like that. Well, he wasn't laughing anymore when he was on the floor after I kneed him, gave him a bloody nose, and bit his arm. 3nodding

YES 1-0 for the freaks who dress in black!

Although I have to admit i hate resorting to violence. I personally believe there are other ways to deal with these kinds of chavs.  

[broken_joker]

No-body has ever really tried to insult me, I've always been fairly well-liked. That and it's really hard to say or do anything that annoys me.

Like this one time, on a non-uniform day at college, someone thought it would be oh-so-funny to throw white paint at me. It got the back and sleeves of the shirt the shirt I was wearing. Next time they saw it, I'd added more paint and a bunch or transfers etc on to it so it looked fairly cool. They thought they'd ruined it, I just thanked them for the idea.

I once got told that it wasn't Halloween, I just turned around and told the person that maybe they should go change out of what they were wearing then  

[Twisted Maggot]

the_underworks

Twisted Maggot

the_underworks

In college, this hockey player was getting drunk at this party. Very annoying and cocky. Dissing me, calling me a zombie and then saying I was too scared to take him on in a fist fight, well he swiftly (so swiftly in fact most of the people in the place didn't even notice there was a fight) got knocked out cold with two well placed punches. I have to admit i don't know if it was the alcohol or the punches what knocked him out, but he was indeed on the floor bleeding.

Hahaha, don't you love when that happens? xD

Yesterday, people in school kept calling me emo, and pretending to slit their wrists, and one of them happened to be a real a*****e... stare He kept saying things like, "******** you, screw you, I'm smarter than you (which made me laugh. He can't even spell photosynthesis, and his IQ is that of a toddler's), I'm taller than you," and stupid s**t like that. Well, he wasn't laughing anymore when he was on the floor after I kneed him, gave him a bloody nose, and bit his arm. 3nodding

YES 1-0 for the freaks who dress in black!

Although I have to admit i hate resorting to violence. I personally believe there are other ways to deal with these kinds of chavs.

I have anger problems, so I really don't think before I act. And then I usually regret resulting in violence. God, I hate that... >_>  

[the_underworks]

Twisted Maggot

the_underworks

Twisted Maggot

the_underworks

In college, this hockey player was getting drunk at this party. Very annoying and cocky. Dissing me, calling me a zombie and then saying I was too scared to take him on in a fist fight, well he swiftly (so swiftly in fact most of the people in the place didn't even notice there was a fight) got knocked out cold with two well placed punches. I have to admit i don't know if it was the alcohol or the punches what knocked him out, but he was indeed on the floor bleeding.

Hahaha, don't you love when that happens? xD

Yesterday, people in school kept calling me emo, and pretending to slit their wrists, and one of them happened to be a real a*****e... stare He kept saying things like, "******** you, screw you, I'm smarter than you (which made me laugh. He can't even spell photosynthesis, and his IQ is that of a toddler's), I'm taller than you," and stupid s**t like that. Well, he wasn't laughing anymore when he was on the floor after I kneed him, gave him a bloody nose, and bit his arm. 3nodding

YES 1-0 for the freaks who dress in black!

Although I have to admit i hate resorting to violence. I personally believe there are other ways to deal with these kinds of chavs.

I have anger problems, so I really don't think before I act. And then I usually regret resulting in violence. God, I hate that... >_>

I have to say, I don't think I ever hurt someone out of anger.  

[Henneth Annun]

the_underworks

Twisted Maggot

the_underworks

Twisted Maggot

the_underworks

In college, this hockey player was getting drunk at this party. Very annoying and cocky. Dissing me, calling me a zombie and then saying I was too scared to take him on in a fist fight, well he swiftly (so swiftly in fact most of the people in the place didn't even notice there was a fight) got knocked out cold with two well placed punches. I have to admit i don't know if it was the alcohol or the punches what knocked him out, but he was indeed on the floor bleeding.

Hahaha, don't you love when that happens? xD

Yesterday, people in school kept calling me emo, and pretending to slit their wrists, and one of them happened to be a real a*****e... stare He kept saying things like, "******** you, screw you, I'm smarter than you (which made me laugh. He can't even spell photosynthesis, and his IQ is that of a toddler's), I'm taller than you," and stupid s**t like that. Well, he wasn't laughing anymore when he was on the floor after I kneed him, gave him a bloody nose, and bit his arm. 3nodding

YES 1-0 for the freaks who dress in black!

Although I have to admit i hate resorting to violence. I personally believe there are other ways to deal with these kinds of chavs.

I have anger problems, so I really don't think before I act. And then I usually regret resulting in violence. God, I hate that... >_>

I have to say, I don't think I ever hurt someone out of anger.

I've done it before, but only accidentaly. I would be angry and end up hurting them when I didn't mean to do it. whee  

[Digital Malevolence]

In my opinion, violence is perfectly acceptable when defending yourself, whether it be by words or fists.  

[the_underworks]

Digital Malevolence

In my opinion, violence is perfectly acceptable when defending yourself, whether it be by words or fists.

I agree completely with you, I just find defending ones self with words is more civilized, crafty and cutting. Although in some situations you have to resort to solutions as primitive as the one offending you.