Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[moonweirdo]

you can get that in a light bulb.

Are there chiquita bananas in the rainforest?  

[chessiejo]

no they are all made out of soy in China now


who moved my cheese?  

[IkaruTiger]

The frog that was wating to use the bathroom.

How did they get the tootsie roll in the center of a tootsie pop?  

[klausolas]

You ask the owl to do it for you. Though he'll likely eat it.

What's the 33rd?  

[IkaruTiger]

Two E's backward followed by the color red.

If someone is a knucklhead does that mean they punch people with their face?  

[ana rose99]

heart  

[Different...Very.]

I'm reporting you.  

[glorybaby]

It means that they are a new breed of humans with lumpy heads the shape of knuckles. And, yes, they do punch people with their heads. They have no arms!


Why does my chihuahua's feet smell like tortillas?  

[Different...Very.]

Chihuahuas have traditionally been the animals used to flatten prime tortilla bread. This ritual has happened so often, the smell of tortillas has been glued to their paws for centuries.


What in the world does "Play-Do" mean? I mean, if you're playing, aren't you already doing something? Why would you need to have two verbs in the title? I played-did all the time as a child, but we only said "play."  

[Coco Kitty the Killer X]

it's "play-do" and "ugh" separated, so practically it's just something you mold and shape...

Why the heck are there nukes that can blow up the world 5 times but only can do it once because the first one will destroy pretty much everything else and no human can operate anymore nukes?  

[Different...Very.]

That doesn't seem very stupid.... but I'll try anyway.

It's for the roaches to have a bit of fun. 3nodding

Why are there so many keys that look different? I mean, don't they all just open things? Why can't they look the same?  

[Coco Kitty the Killer X]

the world is too epic to have the same key rofl

why do the we hate president bush, all he did was corrupt us, but what else?  

[Different...Very.]

He made us spell out a letter! What kinda word is Dubya?


Is it ok to put lotion on ashy carrots?  

[I Am singer776]

Its only okay if you jump up and down three times and see the carrots on fire before you put the lotion on.

Why does the world spin around?  

[Euphrasia Celestine]

In order to not get sunburnt on only one spot.

Why does talk2hand exist?