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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:57 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:36 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:59 am
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Hey, you know how ever third Sith Lord or so is the 'Darkest' or 'Most Powerful' or 'Best Sith there Ever Was' Sith Lord?
What must it be like to be the worst Sith of all time? Or like a Sith reject, or the Sith Lord they picked because they didn't have anyone else on hand at the time?
Hmm...
Lesser Known Sith Lords (with good reason)
-Darth Incompetus the Clumsy. Once sliced off his own hand with a lightsaber; the hand holding the lightsaber. Before he could be murdered by his own Apprentice (a long-running tradition), he fried himself with his own lightning, while alone.
-Darth Tempus the Temporary; a rather weak Sith Lord, with a short reign. The Sith got him from the temp agency. He was murdered by his own Apprentice when his contract ran out.
-Darth Lushi the Inebriated; a Sith, depressed about his failure to succeed in any of his plans, he turned to strong drink. He was murdered by his own Apprentice while passed out.
Hah, they're kind of like the Sith Lords Mad might have, actually...
Then again, there's a saying, "What do they call the guy who graduates last in Med School? Doctor.", so...
I was thinking about what some Jedi might be as Sith, and for some reason, I though Mace Windu as Darth Rasta might be funny.
Grr...it's 1 AM, so forgive me if these are subpar, please.
But I just like the idea of the Sith who's last on the list of 'Great and Powerful Dark Lords of the Sith'.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:11 am
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Darth Cowardice the Fearful - Died shortly after becoming the Dark Lord due to a heart attack when he saw his Dark Side corrupted face in the mirror and freaked out.
Darth Sloth the Slow-Goer - Died during his SD's self destruct sequence because he couldn't go fast enough to make it to the escape pods in time.
Darth Deadman the Deceased - Dead beforehand. The Sith simply dug up a corpse as a stand-in to fool the Republic because they didn't want them to know they didn't find a new Sith Lord yet.
Darth Oblivious the Unknowing - He took the blue pill, not the red one. He still hasn't found out he's been killed in reality.
Darth Killownselfish the Odorus - Killed himself after taking the red pill, and seeing that the truth was, he was a big, fat, homeless bum that reaked of 3-day-old used diaper stench and had a vicious bladder problem.
Darth Kanottus Breethus the Choking - Choked to death when he decided to take both pills at the same time.
Darth Bubba the Redneck - His last words were, " Hey y'all, watch this! "
Darth Trekkie the Over-Dramatic - He insisted they push it all the way to warp factor 9.
Darth Darth the Unchosen Name - Died via brain explosion trying to think of a good name for too long.
Darth Fire Eater the Flaming - A circus act gone horribly wrong.
Darth Lion Tamer the Headless - Another circus act gone wrong.
Darth 16-bit the Old-Schooler - Got so mad when he couldn't get past the speeder part at the start of Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, that he threw his SNES at the wall. Unfortunately, it bounced off his rubber tree plant and came right back at him, crushing his head.
Darth 16-bit Jr. the Younger-Schooler - Busted his head on the ceiling after jumping up in excitement when he beat the level his father could not.
Darth 16-bit III, the Youngest-Schooler - Shocked to death when the TV fell on him after he hugged it when he beat the entire game his father and grandfather couldn't beat.
Darth Cliche, the Same Old Crap - Killed by his butler, Darth Butler.
Darth Butler - Killed in the final scene, because his character wasn't gonna be in the sequel.
Darth Lightning Rod the Stupid - Wore a fully metallic suit in a Force Lightning fight.
Darth Cornholio the Bunghole - Couldn't find the TP he so desperately needed in time.
Darth Exploded Pants the Weird - He wasn't happy to see her, it really WAS a live thermal detonator in his pants. Researchers still haven't discovered how it got there.
Darth Laughus the Cackling - Used too much NO2.
Darth Fartus the Knocker - Lit a fart too massive to control.
Darth Rearendum the Lover - Was standing too close to Darth Fartus the Knocker's rear end when he lit the big one.
Darth Shrapnel the Catcher - Killed by a piece of shrapnel to the head caused by Darth Fartus the Knocker's lighting of the big one.
Darth Incener the Rated - Fell back into the incenerator when he laughed as he saw the deaths of Darth Fartus, Rearendum, and Shrapnel.
Darth Pervus the Humper - He could've sworn it was his wife.
Darth Zatch the Mamodo - Burned the wrong spell book.
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