Mos Eisley Cantina

[Sol Walker]

Storm trooper fireing squads are our favored form of execution.  

[HereticX]

Well, then I should be perfectly safe.

...wait, are these going to be the Stormtroopers that can actually hit things?
sweatdrop Oh bantha poodo...  

[Sol Walker]

of course. Fireing squad detail is their reward for outstanding preformance in the field of battle.  

[HereticX]

Oh. So, you take men with valuable skills and experience desperately needed on your front lines and give them largely ceremonial tasks that could be more easily and efficiently accomplished by machines or lesser trained soldiers?
That doesn't make any strategic sense!
...
Oh bantha poodo...  

[Sol Walker]

This is the empire. we have endless numbers of men. besides, after three months we rotate them back into the field and bring in other veterans.  

[NickCpointless]

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[Sol Walker]

besides, thanks to our Pawn, a certain Mr. Bush, we have nothing to fear of earth.  

[NickCpointless]

Cale Darksun

besides, thanks to our Pawn, a certain Mr. Bush, we have nothing to fear of earth.

except the iraqies getting hold of our plans for a superweapon xd  

[Sol Walker]

you fool. those plans we gave the americans were false. the american government has no idea what do do with the faux plans we "payed" them to police their world.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

[voice=ahnoldshwatzeneggar] You puny girlymen! I have the superweapon![/voice]  

[Sol Walker]

...theyre plans for a rube goldbergesque potaoto peeler
and I thought you wanted a fanon ship.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

i do, it works.

I guess itll only be piloted by me and DA though..  

[Sol Walker]

just move outta the way when Im flying through. the Phoenix could dance a waltz around that ship.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

lol probably.  

[Darkened Angel]

Today's Jedi Council meeting schedule:

9 AM to 10 AM - Debate on whether or not to debate on debating what's for lunch.
10 AM to 11 AM - Debate on debating what's for lunch. ( If previous was voted no, debate on what's for lunch.
11 AM to 12 PM - Debate what's for lunch. ( Or, if the 1st was a no, then lunch. )
12 PM to 5 minutes later - Lunch, until the planet gets blown up by the Death Star. ( Or, if lunch was already served, destroy the Death Star. )

Today's Sith Council meeting schedule:

9 AM to 10 AM - Discuss who should kill the Dark Lord and usurp his mantle as Lord of the Sith.
10 AM to 11 AM - Elected Sith kill the Dark and usurp his mantle as Lord of the Sith.
11 AM to 12 PM - Prepare the Death Star to blow up the nearby planet.
12 PM to 5 minutes later - Destroy aforementioned planet. ( Or, if the Jedi had lunch already, get asses kicked in the final battle. )