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SilentShadowDreamer

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:15 pm


Natsuri
Silvermaiden
That is the most ridiculously and obsessively ludicrous thing I have ever seen in my life! ...Although maybe I shouldn't say that since, every time I do, I run across something worse...

Aw, the hell with it...

That is the most ridiculously and obsessively ludicrous thing I have ever seen in my life!!!
That is an insult to the bible and Christianity in general! Fanatical idiots like that are what make things harder for us true-blooded Christians and gives us a bad image.
May she get smoten by a lightning bolt for that!

....Oh geez, did that sound too hypocritical?


That would be "smitten," dear miss. She spews so much lying crap that it's like Satan's farting every time she speaks. Disgusting lies! mad


[OT]
Actually, I believe it would be 'smote'. Or possibly 'smited', but I'm pretty sure it's 'smote' in that context. 'Smitten' is something else entirely.
[/OT]

That just...has to be a troll. I can't believe that she's serious.
I've been baptized, but I haven't been to church since I was four and have never so much as seen the inside of a Bible, (I should really get on that) so I don't know anything about her quotes of the Scriptures. I'll just have to take everyone's word that she's twisting it. (I'm very much inclined to, considering the fact that Silvermaiden must have quoted a whole page or so of the Bible to prove it.)

And the thing about atheists was just ridiculous. There was no way she honestly meant that. So yeah, I'm calling troll.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:53 pm


Some of her quotes from the bible weren't even factual. They didn't exist... So, I'm going to say troll as well. Though, I have to admit, it's going to be very fun to have a debate with her after she reads all the comments.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Niccea Majeare

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:04 am


stare I love shellfish. My dad has been feeding me lobster since I was 3.

I'm she didn't just come out and say that most of Lousiana is going to hell because of their crawdads and etofee
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:10 pm


Excuse me. I'm going to go strangle something.

Galad Aglaron
Captain


terramaster

PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:28 pm


The only good thing to say is that: It is a real passage, and she quoted it correctly (in the first post, I'm not so sure about the rest).

I cant believe its in the new international version no less.

She also left a bit at the end:

1 Timothy 2:11

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

While I still dont agree with some of it, I think that last part makes up for it a bit. This also I believe goes against other scriptures. I almost think another reformation is comming, thats downright genderism and can be sued if you put the case right.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:45 am


"Bible Gurlz"? "Bible Gurlz"?

Oh, god I want to slap this girl! I think I will!

*goes to profile and slaps computer where avatar is*

Better.

Wait, I'm Catholic, does that count? sweatdrop

Honeydukes Lover


Natsuri

PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:20 pm


osaka laka
"Bible Gurlz"? "Bible Gurlz"?

Oh, god I want to slap this girl! I think I will!

*goes to profile and slaps computer where avatar is*

Better.

Wait, I'm Catholic, does that count? sweatdrop


You got another Roman Catholic right here!

And now, it's high time I send Red_Haired_Hoe back to the fires of Hell.

::goes to site-destroying site and proceeds to burn down her profile with a flamethrower::
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:49 pm


Though I am not a Christian (I am abit Buddhist and do follow ancestor worship, just so I respect the elders that have helped keep my family generations alive through the Vietnam War, otherwise I would not be here) I highly disagree that women should be kept in the home and are "lesser" than men. In fact, we are equal, in a mixed up way that somehow I think may be relatively true, but I'm not going to explain since it would take me an hour to collect my thoughts (I don't write most of the time, I kind of have horrible handwriting, if you catch my drift -_-" and I can't type fast really either.)

However, I don't really see how religion is supposed to affect what a woman does with her life. Isn't this person just being a xenophobe towards women (and all Atheists, according to what I've read on their profile)?

Swell Sundae


SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:12 am


I'm pretty sure she's a troll. A very, very bad troll.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:43 pm


And I wondered why everyone starts to hate me when I say I am Christian. These idiots are just...deserving of a SERIOUS face smash. [grabs a hammer]

SuperDuperRockLee


Kairi_12

PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:14 pm


...I believe her very existence is an insult to humantiy.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:26 pm


this b***h is an unpleasant moron who must be fire-bombed out of our collective inteligence!!! scream scream scream  

13th ghost T___T


Natsuri

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:53 am


Niccea Majeare
stare I love shellfish. My dad has been feeding me lobster since I was 3.

I'm sure she didn't just come out and say that most of Louisiana is going to hell because of their crawdads and etofee


[ot]Etofee? confused Whatever that means... Yeah, shellfish is good...don't be so "shellfish," okay? lol (I know, dated pun, but I just got a kick out of that!)[/ot]

13th ghost T__T
this b***h is an unpleasant moron who must be fire-bombed out of our collective intelligence!!!


Kairi_12
...I believe her very existence is an insult to humanity.


Amen to both of you! And now, what's the perfect solution?

SuperDuperRockLee
And I wondered why everyone starts to hate me when I say I am Christian. These idiots are just...deserving of a SERIOUS face smash. [grabs a hammer]


::wags finger:: Oh, no no no, a hammer isn't gonna do... Don't get me wrong; I agree with Red_Headed_Hoe needing a serious face smash. What you need to deliver that badly-needed ultra-violent facial disfigurement is a Falcon Punch! twisted
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:40 am


Natsuri
Niccea Majeare
stare I love shellfish. My dad has been feeding me lobster since I was 3.

I'm sure she didn't just come out and say that most of Louisiana is going to hell because of their crawdads and etofee


[ot]Etofee? confused Whatever that means... Yeah, shellfish is good...don't be so "shellfish," okay? lol (I know, dated pun, but I just got a kick out of that!)[/ot]

13th ghost T__T
this b***h is an unpleasant moron who must be fire-bombed out of our collective intelligence!!!


Kairi_12
...I believe her very existence is an insult to humanity.


Amen to both of you! And now, what's the perfect solution?

SuperDuperRockLee
And I wondered why everyone starts to hate me when I say I am Christian. These idiots are just...deserving of a SERIOUS face smash. [grabs a hammer]


::wags finger:: Oh, no no no, a hammer isn't gonna do... Don't get me wrong; I agree with Red_Headed_Hoe needing a serious face smash. What you need to deliver that badly-needed ultra-violent facial disfigurement is a Falcon Punch! twisted


No, no, no. You use a sledgehammer to hit her in the face, then break all her bones. And then, use an Axe, and then a sniper and a rifle and a hacksaw and a chainsaw, and then, to finish it off, an automatic.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


mc2

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:44 am


Wow, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who felt compelled to add a comment on her profile. Not only is her arguments poorly researched, poorly thought out, and completely appalling, her grammar is atrocious. I hate the "Gurlz" thing. It is one of those "txt tlk" things that I never understood. I suppose to a small degree (and it is a very small degree) "txt tlk" when it makes words shorter and in theory easier to type. Yet, "gurlz" not only saves you no time in typing it is uncomfortable to type if you use the standard typing position. (Try reaching "z" having your fingers on the home row of the keyboard: it is annoying.)

What is funny is that I'm friends with a lot of Christians, not fanatics like her. Of the adult population at my mother's church over half have a college education and a great many are teachers. When I am asked why I am against Christianity in regards to myself, people such as the girl here remind me why.

Regardless, her grammar has only further amplified the stupidity of her statements.

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