Why the guy above you should be arrested

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for kidnapping Barak Obama and dumping him somewhere in the desert in Saudi Arabia, then replacing him with themself as candidate  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for stealing Xandir's cape

 

[OverlordMMM]

...was arrested for a lack of production of dream avis....  

[Rellik San]

Was arrested for picking flowers from a memorial flower bed.  

[OverlordMMM]

....was arrested for calling me a grave robber for unjust reasons.....the flowers were from my own grave so it wasn't stealing!....  

[Snows Wyntre]

For trying to steal M&Ms by adding an extra M to the end and removing the & symbol!!!!  

[OverlordMMM]

.....for trying so seduce me with M&Ms.......damn your sweet sensations!....  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for impersonating an M&M.  

[Rellik San]

^Was arrested for impersonating a police officer whilst arresting someone who was impersonating a M&M  

[OverlordMMM]

...was arrested for impersonating Eminem while trying to eat another person who was impersonating an M&M......the charge was for bad rapping rather than cannibalism...  

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for continuing a boring, unimaginative chain of events. you can do better.  

[Free the immortal]

has joke flowers with poison in them  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for selling counterfeit grunnies on ebay.  

[xX x0mbie Xx]

^was arrested for not getting down with a clown  

[Snows Wyntre]

^Was arrested for being purple