Destroy a wish Game!!!!

[my-superstar]

Granted but the heat was too hot and you passed out, missing summer.

I wish it'd snow where I live.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but it melts before it hits the ground.

I wish for a pack of filthy, nasty, hairy, old, hard, ABC gum.  

[Broken_Wingless]

Granted but it's already been chewed and thrown into the dumpster.
I wish it would be warm enough to swim in the winter where I live.  

[Ririyo]

Granted, but you drowned.
I wish for candy that doesn't give you cavities. :3  

[xoxokannaxoxo]

wish granted but the candy will give you cancer instead

i wish i could be a billionare biggrin  

[my-superstar]

Granted but you don't have any true friends to count on.

I wish I was smart biggrin  

[Broken_Wingless]

Granted, but you're only smart in how to break into people's houses.....and later got arrested for it.

and I wish I didn't drown apparently..........*looks up at post after mine ^*  

[Ririyo]

Granted, but instead you choke on water.
I wish for a cure for cancer. 3nodding  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but the cure causes AIDS.

I wish for a cure for AIDS surprised  

[Boju Dahki]

Granted, but the cure leaves you blind, deaf, and dumb.

I wish whenever you said hello to ANYBODY they would proceed to tell you their entire life story against your will.  

[my-superstar]

Granted but the person who say's hello becomes deaf.

I wish I was able to skip taking my finals lol  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but your dog dies anyway. ('cause family death is a stereotypical excuse for skipping/delaying finals...yeah...)

I wish that my creativity came back. D=  

[my-superstar]

Granted but your sense of humor is gone in return.

I wish there were some chocolate around. smile  

[zevilgirl]

wish granted, but ur chocolate turns into dust
i wish for icecream!  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but it's asparagus ice cream. 0.o

I wish that my fingernails would stop breaking. >.<