xDDDDD Best TWILIGHT Post EVER.

[Twilight Scribe]

Wow. I'm so flattered that my post started this... but seriously, I say go to the twilight_slash community on LJ; they've got probably one of the largest collections of unconventional Twilight pairing fanfictions.

Can I say I also <3 Jasper/Jacob?  

[mizzshy]

I see the angels,
I'll lead them to your door.
There's no escape now...
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Dear flying spaghetti monster... This gets more funny every time I read it... xDDD

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... No mercy no more,
No remorse 'cause I still remember
The smile when you tore me apart...

 

[Twilight Scribe]

I suppose... but I was thinking when I wrote it along more serious lines...  

[CUDDLEStheFUZZYDiNO]

Amethyst Heaven

I like that. Bella, Edward, and Jacob. <3 Not like, love it. That's hot.
Bella, Edward, Jacob...
and Jasper.

OHMEGOSH. Orgy.
Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper...
And me.
Edward, Jasper, and me. Edward, Jasper, and me. EdwardJasperme.

Oh....That's a nice idea...*fantasy*  

[Twilight Scribe]

Xx__RAWRG03SM3

Amethyst Heaven

I like that. Bella, Edward, and Jacob. <3 Not like, love it. That's hot.
Bella, Edward, Jacob...
and Jasper.

OHMEGOSH. Orgy.
Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper...
And me.
Edward, Jasper, and me. Edward, Jasper, and me. EdwardJasperme.

Oh....That's a nice idea...*fantasy*

Oh dear, what have I started?  

[Aquamarine Godess]

OMFG!!!O.o LMFAO  

[Twilight Scribe]

Perhaps... but I don't see how this is funny.  

[alisonlynn]

Oh wow. Just...wow.

But hey, it could be weirder. I know someone who ships Edward/Mike Newton. And, to be quite honest, someone else who ships Bella/the spagetti her dad made in Eclipse.  

[Fifii]

omg!  

[xakaxvampirex]

KiraLight

I can imagine it now =D
Oh damn. That's hot...

Hell ya...now if only i was in that mix wink  

[Aquaura]

a guy liking a guy?! scream  

[Rapunzel207]

wat about lauren and jessica?
or billy and charlie?
lol
really twisted and sick, b/ it gets u thinking.  

[Unknown_Fangirl]

Edward and Bella!
Edward and Bella!
Edward and Bella!
Jaccob, I'm sorry but you don't really fit into this picture, but you can try if you want biggrin